For the headcanon thing, an AU where wwx has a twin sister who probably teams up with Jiang Cheng to annoy wwx 😅 Have a nice day/night 🤗
Omg, why do you guys love difficult prompts?? This is probably completely NOT what you imagined, but:
The two of them look remarkably similar, but that’s basically where the similarities stop. Where WWX is mischievous and fun, his sister (which I shall simply call TS) is strict. They never agree on anything, and those who know them best think they’re doing it on purpose. TS has, however, a vicious streak. She uses it mostly to foil WWX’s more outrageous flights of fancy, but it can also be turned on others, mostly when they try to fuck with WWX. (Sibling’s prerogative and all that.)
TS and JC get on well. They bond over how ridiculous WWX is and can grumble about things at great length. She also gets on well with JYL and they have their little girls’ chats, but unlike WWX, who loves to be babied, TS is like “thanks, not for me”, so their relationship is quite different. She is curteous to her adoptive parents, but there’s definitely some tension between her and Yu Ziyuan brewing, and it’s not getting better as TS gets older.
When LWJ and TS meet, they get on really well, because they vibe with each other on a fundamental basis due to the similiarity of their disposition. WWX is soooooooo jealous, because he already sees them marrying and having lots of similarly straight-laced and boring children as they are, so he crashes their party as often as he can.
At some point, TS is like “Can you please stop pining after my brother already??? It’s getting super embarassing.” followed my a massive gay freakout from LWJ. Meanwhile WWX is like “I will never give you permission to marry someone as boring as Lan Zhan!” and she’s like “Chill, bro, I’m obviously going to marry JC, like hell am I marrying anything below a sect leader. Also your crush is showing and it’s distasteful” followed by a massive gay freakout from WWX, followed by a “YOu wanT to MArrY JC????”
In the end, everyone is too busy to be gay to kick off the events that lead to the rest of the story. TS probably breaks Wen Chao’s neck somewhere in the background while nobody is looking and then is like *blink* “I’m just a feeble woman, good sir” *blink* Rinse, repeat, hahahaha.
(She indeed marries JC and gives WWX shit because HE only managed to marry the second brother.)
