#swh piper

[cyberiada]

piper is so.. she is my mom she is my firstborn child she is my poor little meow meow she could obliterate me shes the only responsible bot on the heist crew shes just as feral as the rest of them shes like a dog owner shes like a father shes so silly shes so serious i love her

[cyberiada]

piper doesn't have mom energy she has dog owner energy. she's literally taking care of a bunch of feral bastards she found in bars and abandoned ships and immediately adopted. she needs to yell at them to check what's in their mouths and make sure they don't chew on any shoes/hats. she has baby leashes for half of them

[cyberiada]

Billy A5 or Piper A1? <3

billy is like *that thing that dogs do with their eyes*

send me a character + expression maybe?

[cyberiada]

if there were phones in steamworld heist, piper would Definitely have a virtual pet of some sort like pou or talking tom. she tells wonky to not let anyone into her office because she has "important captain matters to attend to" but in reality she's just trying to beat her high score in pou sky jump