Apr 27, 2017
@swing-you-sinners
"I mean c'mon, Pops; you're old news by now. They want a better lookin' Devil, apparently, and it looks like I fit the bill. Not that I don't respect ya, but maybe you wanna retire; go ahead n' see the world for once?
...hey, do I get to use your pitchfork and get your almighty powers when you pass the position to me? I already have a cult following me, apparently."