Jun 25, 2015
“I’m going down to the big city for the weekend, you wanna join me?”
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“I’m going down to the big city for the weekend, you wanna join me?”
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@ren_dawson: so for all of you saying that my cat hates me
@ren_dawson: he sat on my lap without protesting for a good 3 minutes so IN YOUR FACE ASHLEY
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Roman_k: it's so hard to get your birth certificate out of Russia
Roman_k: first I had to prove who I was to get it and that was harder than it sounds
Roman_k: now I found out tht it managed to get to New York but it was sent back to Russia
Roman_k: this is a lot of effort for a sheet of paper that proves I exist
“Honestly I’m surprised you haven’t made run for the hills the first second you saw me.”
“Does anyone happen to know somebody who’s willing to repair a car for free?”
“Tell me-- how the fuck does one CATCH THE FLU in the middle of summer? I’ve been puking up stomach acid for three days; someone nurse me back to health like in the Lifetime movies.”