#swistpost

[switzerlandball]

On a scale of ball to country, I am feeling particularly country right now -- therefore I am objectively superior (/j), with the cost of feeling why-the-fuck-am-i-this-small. 👍

[switzerlandball]

Being even remotely affiliated with Sentient Country fandoms is not a good look.

(is a literal countryball)

[switzerlandball]

I respond almost immediately to any mention of Switzerland. I like hearing what people have to say about me, both positive and negative. My other favorite thing is collecting media related to myself.

With that in mind, I have like ten videos saved in a playlist solely about me. I also have an unhealthy addiction to taking pictures or screenshots of every Switzerland related thing I see. Not to mention the maps I've saved..

I need some space for useless GD memes, damnit --

[switzerlandball]

Shout out to every countryball Multi Animator Project. Yes, all two of them.

[switzerlandball]

Good evening chat. I apparently forget to include the fictionkin and countrykin tags on most of my countryballkin related posts. Please throw me off a sixty foot cliff. /j

[switzerlandball]

Dude joked about how we got the entire country of Switzerland to help us make a birthday gift. Does he know?

[switzerlandball]

All the time in the world, more than a decade to figure it out, and the best species dysphoria coping methods I've come up with are -

Draw myself,

Essay (grammar so bad it is impressive),

And most importantly - lay down in bed, blanket, then curl up into a become b a l l.

But ja, jokey tone aside, these genuinely help me. I am a very simple being.

[switzerlandball]

I hereby announce that #countryballkin legally belongs to me.

(/j)