CAN YOU DO DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE HEADCANNONS?
(if u know who this is, no you dont-)
⁺‧₊☽Deadpool & Wolverine Tkl Hcs☾₊‧⁺
~YIPPEE these two! Hopefully these are consistent with the fic I wrote; I had some fun. And yes, absolutely no idea who possibly could've requested this… I hope you Enjoy!🍄~
⚔Wade𖦏
General:
The embodiment of chaotic switch, and you CANNOT change my mind.
He loves to make others laugh, but he’d also have fun genuinely laughing every once in a while
Lee:
His lee moods come and go, yet they love to make his life Hell (well, more than usual).
He gets EXTRA mouthy and fidgety. It’s pretty obvious.
Especially to one hairy roommate.
Wade gives the vibes of someone who can say the t-word aaaaall he wants when he’s giving, but receiving? Impossible.
“I-Ihihihit– GYahahaha! Shuhuhut youhur furry ahahass uhuhup!”
And, of course, he’d sass his ler the ENTIRE time. Whether this is to provoke more tickling or just his natural response is unknown.
His worst spots are his armpits and thighs, though the latter definitely take the ticklish cake. He’ll squeal, thrash, and snort all day. It’s one of the only ways to shut him up.
Melt spot would be his back. Some gentle tickles along his spine, maybe soft praises about the pucked area. Loving tickles with rubbing a lotion on his irritated skin would SEND that man, trust.
Ler:
If you have a faith, it’d be best to pray when he’s in a ler mood.
Now, he’s not about to push boundaries or break set limits; Wade’s not a monster.
With consent, however, he will wreck your shit into the next decade. That is both a threat and a promise.
If you hadn’t already guessed, he’s an INCREDIBLY teasy ler.
“A little tickle here, and here, oh, and here is the fuckin’ gold mine!”
“Shut up? Babes, we both know that’s never gonna happen. Cute of you to try, though.”
“You’re so loud! I mean, I thought I was a screamer, but you take the cake!”
“Now, dear reader, this little spot right here makes them shriek. Cover your eye-ears!”
Lots of jokes and silly little comments that’ll either confuse or fluster the hell out of you.
There isn’t a SINGLE doubt in my mind that he’s amazing with aftercare. Cuddles galore if you’re comfy with those. If not, he’s got a weighted blanket and a comfy hoodie with your name on it. Plus, the cookies on top of the fridge that may or may not be stale are all yours!
💛Logan⨂
General:
He gives vibes of a switch as well, though his moods would probably be on the less intense side.
He definitely gets the need to tickle/be tickled, but it won’t ruin his day if he ignores it. Just an annoying buzz beneath his skin that a stiff drink and a nap can stave off.
Thanks to a certain mercenary, however, he can deal with them pretty easily
Lee:
It’s hard to tell when this man gets in lee moods; he’s a master at hiding them
The only subtle signs he shows are extra touchiness and the occasional random bout of purring. Even then, it’s hard to tell.
Thanks to their living together, Wade’s gotten better at spotting these little tells.
Logan is one of those lees who can say the t-word whenever it pleases him. He’s a “fluster them back” kind of lee.
His worst spots would be his lower stomach and the little scar-slits where his claws slide out. You’ve gotta be really careful when tickling them there, though; he can’t always control them if he’s being wrecked
Melt spots would be his forearms. Gentle traces, massages, or even goofy nips there make him purr. He’ll deny it forever, but you know he loves it.
He seems like he’d have a kind of goofy, unexpected laugh. Chuckles becoming pitchy giggles, loud and crazy laughter, and the snorts. It’s a spectrum of cuteness.
Ler:
You get to see the two sides of Logan’s ler moods: caring and despicable.
It honestly depends on what his lee prefers. He’s really understanding and wants to make sure you have as much fun as he does.
With Wade specifically, Logan can use his claws. He doesn’t have to worry about accidentally killing him, and he can use the dull sides to tickle the hell out of the other man.
He’s definitely a teasing ler, though in a more direct and observational way.
“Damn, you’re loud. Even without the powers, I’d hear you from a mile away.”
“It’s bad here, is it? Well, sucks for you, bub, ‘cause I’m not moving.”
“You’re really ticklish. Never would’a guessed it, but damn.”
“Your laugh’s fuckin’ adorable. Can’t get enough of it, especially when I get you here.”
Don’t tell me this man wouldn’t be amazing with aftercare.
If you’re both comfy with it, he’ll definitely cuddle with you and help you relax. This man is a walking space heater and would make the perfect pillow.
You’d also get story time. He’d just start sharing random stories about being Wolverine and the occasional bar fight until you fall asleep. If you’re old enough, maybe even a drink or two to help you on the way.