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[thelreads]

oh, he caught wind of something, and I don’t think it’s the other dog walking this way... Is that kid? Does this trigger some memory on him, or is he looking for Anya?

Well, I suppose that kid hasn’t followed that advice before, going by the chipped tooth, doubt he’ll start doing it now...

oh what the- He pulled that kid out of the way of that falling beam, didn’t he? And that was before the beam even started falling-

what the-

fuck, he is a psychic dog isn’t he? That wasn’t an implanted image after all, that was a vision

this dog can see the future, can’t he? Anya can read minds and this dog can see the future

is that it?

it is, isn’t?

[thelreads]

Yeah Twilight, that’s really weird, isn’t it? Almost like some secret governmental agency specialized in sabotage and assassinations was involved, giving them the resources necessary to spark an war between both countries, right? Like, an agency that has ties with groups that train military attack dogs? Can you think of any group like that, Twilight?

A foreigner nation, right, I wonder who would be responsible for this... Huh... If only there was some secret governmental agency specialized in sabotage and assassinations involved, giving them the resources necessary to spark an war between both countries, like an agency that has ties with groups that train military attack dogs... Yeah, still thinking who could fit that profile Twilight? You could ask your friends at SPY HQ if they know about some secret governmental agency specialized in sabotage and assassinations that could be involved, giving them the resources necessary to spark an war between both countries, like an agency that has ties with groups that train military attack dogs.

I think that being killed is a problem a bit bigger than an embarrassment, you know? There’s absolutely some bullshit y’all can say to at least delay the summit for a few days, just enough to find all the operatives and the dogs, alright?

[thelreads]

he is

he’s a fucking psychic dog

he saw himself being adopted by Anya and her family

god

FUCKING DAMMIT

we have another psychic on the story, and it’s not even another kid

it’s a dog

And of course, he returns to them, since he knows that this way he’ll find the family he’s looking for... God dammit I can’t believe it, I can’t believe I was right. This thing is way too smart to be a regular dog. Jesus Christ- I wonder if he came from the same lab as Anya.

[thelreads]

GOD DAMMIT TWILIGHT, NOW YOU’RE PUSHING IT

Yeah yeah, now he’ll spill the beans to try to not have all the blame threw unto him, we know how the gambit goes... I’M STILL NOT OVER HOW BAD THAT DISGUISE LOOKED, OH MY GOD TWILIGHT HOW DID YOU BULLSHITED IT THROUGH WITH THAT ONE?

Oh, look at that, the little bird is going to sing after all... Alright, let’s find out where the dogs at... Tomorrow, because for now I think I need to sleep.

[thelreads]

Huh... Okay, they know what’s going to happen but maybe they don’t know the details of how it’s going to happen yet... Well, they’ll learn soon enough, and by god Twilight’s gonna flip his shit.

A lot of info there, do they have someone on the inside already? Is there already an spy giving them this info? I know he said they are under surveillance, but if it was this easy to steal info from the secret police then this organization sucks

Oh- Interesting, a prisoner? Interesting... So Twilight’s gonna use his likeness to get in and take them down?

Also I’m sorry I got distracted by Twilight saying that parenthood is his mission and I’ll be ignoring the context of it so I can use it to reinforce my wishes that he’s finally coming to terms with his newfound family.

[thelreads]

Alright, he told them everything, except of course what exactly the plan is, but this is about to follow.

Huh. I was expecting this interrogation to have more torture and scream, you know, putting SPY HQ and the Stasi on the same level, the whole “neither side is good, both are morally grey at best” but well, should’ve expected it since Twilight was here.

Alright, and so, he revealed the plans for the D-Day, and now let’s see Twilight flipping his shit when he think of the possibility of Anya ending up close to one of said bomb dogs.

Oh- Oh that’s interesting, that reaction was a bit unexpected. She didn’t reacted at anything else, but the mention of bomb dogs made her jolt on her seat? There’s something personal in this... Either with bombs or dogs, one of them already caused her pain, that’s for sure.

[thelreads]

oh my god that one in the middle is sitting like a fucking gremlin, but it is wagging its tail so hard he’s just so excited- I loved them, I’ll be taking your entire stock myself.

Yeah Twilight, I was expecting this one to be honest, you definitely would be the type to try to bring a military dog into your house to protect your daughter. What a dad, although I assume that you forget that the handler of a dog also needs to be prepared to take care of said dog- you know, now that I think about it, this isn’t exactly a good idea.

Yeah they are cute Twilight, but the don’t have bombs on them, so Anya doesn’t care about any of them. Bring her a psychic dog with bombs and she shall be satisfied with your offering.

[thelreads]

Okay, and we were gonna go get a dog if I recall correctly, an offering to the great God-Emperor of the stars, Anya, the Oncoming Storm.

Oh yeah, she’s gonna adopt the bomb dog, definitely. Oh and I can’t wait for her to read his mind, that’s gonna be an experience...

AND THERE WE HAVE OUR FAMILY AGAIN, GOD THEY ARE CUTE

...and for a brief, wonderful moment, I truly believed that it was Yor that was singing the doggie woggie song. Almost, but alas, it wasn’t her... maybe next time. Maybe.