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[orangespoonandbluehorse]

who’s your favorite watch dog?

We can’t pick favorite friends! I would never pick a favorite friend of mine

It’s Peepers. Though, less as a favorite watchdog, and more as a favorite punching bag

Sylvia don't speak about our friend like that! Mr Peepers is wonderful! A real strong, very passionate hard worker! Not just a punching bag!

Watchdogs are shaped like punching bags when I think about it. Big ball atop a thin frame that’ll snap back up after being punched down

I mean …kind of, but I think that makes them the perfect shape. Like balloons! That’s a real good shape! I’m friends with a lot of balloons C| :)

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

Can't believe someone's asking YOU out...

Just cause you aren’t used to people askin you out, doesn’t mean people don’t ask me out, Peeps.

I’m wonderfully datable, unlike you

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

wow! What beeeeautiful halls! I wonder if they redecorated?

The halls have been the same since every time we came here Wander, nothings changed

You may be right Syl, in fact Hank spider is still up in that corner! Hi Hank!! Hope you got some good grub!

Wander… thats just a spider.

A very friendly spider ^^ see you later Hank!!

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

For once we agree on something .

I believe we’ve agreed on a few things before. But this one I can stand behind wholeheartedly.

I mean how would one even..? Doesn’t matter I don't wanna think about it.

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

It was super hard but I made some pie for you guys so we can have a picnic! Wanna see? :D

- 🦔

OH ABSOLUTELY!! That would be wonderful! We’ve been meaning to settle down for some food now! Are ya hungry Syl?

Absolutely, when wouldn’t I be hungry for pie?

Thanks friend! We’re gonna love this picnic!

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

Janet: Well, Well, Well, you say that my little Wandy Wubsy Woo Woo is getting addicted to his phone, huh, Sylvia? Maybe you can bring him over to me, and he can be obsessed with something else…like, maybe a talking planet who wants to keep him all to herself as her forever friend forever!!~ Heheheheh!

Who gave the planet a phone?

You cannot have Wander, Janet. You’ll have to go through me. And my gals, lady haymaker, and Duchess of wailing, respectively.

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

Sylvia why are you so rough with peepers all the time? Can’t you let up on the poor dude?

I’m gonna say this slowly

He’s killed

He’s conquered

And he hasn’t “let up” on me, why should I do any different?

Especially if he’s never going to “let up”, on anyone in fact

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

Noted. What would you say your biggest weaknesses are?

My biggest weakness, personally, is laughing at you thinking this would work, Peepers.