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Lucifer: Rules are made to be broken!
Michael: They are made to be followed, nothing has been made to be broken!
Lucifer: Uh, Piñatas.
Mara: Glowsticks.
Jack-o-Lantern: Karate boards.
Beelzebub: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Lucifer: Rules.
Michael:
Saint Young Men Headcanons #5
Hell has a 6 monthly paintball tournament. They invite anyone and everyone, whether they’ve been tormented in hell or not. Lucifer would normally take the newer players under his wing and teaches them the dos and don’ts of playing paintball. Of course, he does tend to treat it like an actual war.
Mara and Jack-o-Lantern tend to team up and get a tad bit competitive, normally ending with them covered in paint and Jack trying to kill some poor bystander for ruining his exit.
This would be how it normally play out within the first 15 minutes.
Lucifer: First rule of battle, kid, don’t ever let them know where you are.
Mara and Jack, running past covered in paint: HEY! WE’RE RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ US?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! LET'S FUCKING GOOO!
Lucifer: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Jack-o-Lantern: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Lucifer: That doesn't exist.
Jack-o-Lantern: Not with that attitude, mister.
Peter: JACK, HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE?
Jack-o-Lantern: NO GATE CAN STOP ME.
Peter:
Jack-o-Lantern: Okay, Lucifer's old set of keys behind the raining cloud.
Lucifer: Peter, I know you don't like me, but good news! I was able to obtain Jack-o-Lantern's files!
Peter: Is it actually a carved pumpkin?
Lucifer: I don't understand.
Peter: I want to see the files for Jack-o-Lantern. Is that what you have or is it just a carved pumpkin?
Lucifer: I have the files.
Peter: You're sure? You have the files and not a carved pumpkin?
Lucifer: That is correct, I have the Jack-o-Lantern's files. I do not have a carved pumpkin.
Peter: Good. Please give me the file.
Lucifer: *hands over a carved pumpkin* Here you go!
Peter:
Peter, straining: Thank you, Lucifer.
Lucifer: You're welcome.
