This is so noncanon, but drawing these goofy memes has helped me realize… Despite Evander being a total, depressed, sewer slide-al emo bitch (with love), he is SOOOOOO expressive to the point it’s hilarious!! 🤣🤣
Dark Blue: Evander, Hitman
Brown: Graham, BTH 🐻🪤🏳️🌈
Mid Blue: Bryce, SZV ☣️🩸☠️
Pink: Katie, Hitman
I also realized in this, Graham, whenever his number does come up at the roll of the dice, is the chillest in all of these… aaand I seriously need to alter his costume design. I have been drawing too many of these men in t-shirts & jeans, which, yes, IS essentially the costume for every man, however! He /actually/ does have a closet. I’ve been drawing him in a t-shirt & jeans because he wouldn’t wear all of his layers all the time, but for practice & character design purposes, I can spice things up a bit. 😏
I also came to the conclusion that Graham is a massive weeb! 🤣🤣 So, plenty there I can fuck around with.
I don’t fuck with Katie’s design in this & it has made me realize… I don’t know what the fuck she would wear, or what her body type looks like… MUST FIX!
Then Evander, my dirty, disgusting, god-please-take-a-shower-you-smell-worse-than-Daemyn boy. He wears SWEATS! A filthy stained t & slightly less disgusting grey sweat pants.
Oh, yes, it is all coming together… 🙏😈 MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Short Story Descriptions:
SZV - Post Zombie Apocalypse. Series of movies following various characters throughout the years.
About 8 years in, Lykus & Aliver have created a Utopian socialist society within an American football stadium. The zombies have become mild nuisances & life is regaining a sense of normal mundanity. Of course when everything seems to finally be going right, things go wrong. Survivors outside the Stadium are becoming desperate & have no qualms forcing entry into others’ sanctuary, reaping havoc & even killing others, intentionally & unintentionally.
BTH - Homoerotic Cannibal Romance. Novel of a blossoming love story between a cannibal & a closet-bisexual.
Graham has just been kicked out from his long-time girlfriend’s house. With nowhere to go, and family to avoid, he stuffs his things in his hand-me-down beat up car & drives. He finds himself driving on the roads he & his dad used to go down when they went camping together when he was a kid. But a muggy morning in Maine causes mischief as Graham hits potholes after potholes & loses visibility to the poor conditioned road outside. He suddenly swerves to miss a fallen tree & crashes into a trunk of a tree off the road.
Concussed, he exits & sees the silhouette of a house in the distance. Groggily, he stumbles towards it. Just before he’s able to call to whomever may be inside, he steps on something terrible, breaks his leg & passes out.
When he comes to, there is a gentleman taking care of him in his living room. Little does Graham know that this gentleman, by the foreign name of Aurelius, is trying to decide whether to eat this handsome stranger, or to get to know him.
Hitman - A story I’ve had since middle school.
A Hitman who’s been doing this job since he was 23 - and has astonishingly made it this long - makes a blunder when he runs into a young & bubbly girl while trying to catch his newest target who has escaped. The girl, 23-year old college-graduate & florist Katie, abandons all that she knows to catch up to this mysterious man & his mission.
Evander wants nothing more than to get rid of Katie, who refuses to leave, insisting that she wants to stay & can be if use! But since the death of his longtime girlfriend 9 years ago, all he’s known is alcohol, depression & killing others for money. Maybe this ray of sunshine & flowers will be a good match for him & he can learn to be happy again after all.
(There’s also police involved, a faked death, unrequited crushes, & a reunion between lost friends.)