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Text|| Damien
Colm: So, do I need to set you up a special room at the hospital?
Colm: I'm assuming you're going to come here with your tail between your legs needing me to patch you up again and I wouldn't give any other healer the misfortune of dealing with you.
Text|| Frenchie 🔥🍆!
Freya: Oi Pretty boy, after a night of pouring my heart/history out to you, tending to your wounds and then blowing your mind you decide to run away before I can wake up?
Freya: I thought you were better than petty revenge but clearly I was wrong. Shame on you🤨
Freya: PS. you owe me new lipstick. That was Louboutin and it was expensive.
text ✉️ damien 👬💕
Justin: do you think we'd be together if we had really shitty sex?
Justin: and do you think we have things in common?
text ✉️ damien
Nick: does being a teacher instantly bring on an early offset mid-life crisis?
Nick: asking for a friend
Owl || Damien
Dear Damien,
Please find enclosed a gift along with a photo of me playing said gift.
I thought you would find it useful for those future times when the girls you take home run away like their arses are on fire (since I suspect your turn in luck means you have hit that age and it’s likely going to become a regular occurrence now) and you haven’t got me around to console you. You can play this and know I am thinking of you in those difficult times.
From your most loyal and compassionate friend,
Colm.
P.s. You were right, I really am never going to let you live that down!
iMessage 💌 Damien 👬💕
Justin: babe
Justin: maybe whoever you think is trying to hurt you just wants to hurt me
Justin: bc who on earth would want to hurt you?
hospital texts ✉ damien&justin
Justin: i thought i made myself clear.
Justin: please stop sending flowers.
Text|| Patient 0
Colm: Hey bro, quick question. I need a solid yes or no answer here. No essay responses. Colm: Response required and appreciated ASAP. Colm: Do I have a girlfriend I don't know about?
