#t:thor

[hcwkguys]

@godlyhair

[  📧 > Clinton ] YOU CAN NOT CALL ME A BITCH! TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK NOW. [  📧 > CLINTON ] I WILL SUMMON A STORM IF YOU DON’T TAKE IT BACK

(✉ → pikachu): I JUST DID! (✉ → pikachu): bring it ON sparky i’m not afraid of lightening i’m inside

[galaxiesdeadlicst]

@godlyhair

( ✉–> Green Plague): I would appreciate if you could never again text me. Or send ravens my way.

(✉ → Odinson): You speak as though I have any desire to remain in contact with you. I don’t. (✉ → Odinson): I was merely trying to appease Quill.

[hcwkguys]

@godlyhair

(✉ → Friend Barton): Were you with Friend Carol? Did you paint each other’s nails? I’m offended I was not invited to the party. (✉ → Friend Barton): I also demand to know how you broke into my apartment.

(✉ → pikachu): i don’t know! i don’t remember who i was with!  (✉ → pikachu): and honestly, your security system sucks. it took me like a second to pick your lock and i was hammered.  (✉ → pikachu): haha get it?  (✉ → pikachu): hammered. 

[hcwkguys]

@godlyhair

( ✉ →  Friend Barton ) : Can you tell me what really happened while I was gone? ( ✉ → Friend Barton ) : I have only been informed about the Accords. ( ✉ → Friend Barton ) : I want to know what went wrong between the team. Why are Stark and Rogers angry at each other?

(✉ → pikachu): i don’t know, man. it’s complicated. (✉ → pikachu): don’t tell them i said so, but i think a lot of it’s pride. they’ve both made their decisions, and they’re both stubborn as shit. it’s hard for them to get passed the fact that the other one doesn’t agree with them, you know? 

[hcwkguys]

@godlyhair

(✉ → Friend Barton): I suspect it comes from your hair.

(✉ → pikachu): dude i’m sorry that you’re so jealous of my hair but this is a serious question 

[hcwkguys]

[text]: is he bigger than me? (had to. thor)

(✉ → pikachu): I don’t know! How would I know that? I’ve never seen your dick, man.(✉ → pikachu): THAT WAS NOT AN INVITE TO SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK(✉ → pikachu): Although... (✉ → pikachu): No, never mind, I was right the first time. Don’t need to see your dick.

[spydcrwoman]

[drunk text] I hate him but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. (thor)

(✉ → thunder god, orgy extraordinaire): That’s what alcohol is for!(✉ → thunder god, orgy extraordinaire): What kind of alcohol does a god drink, by the way? Asking for a friend.

[hcwkguys]

[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS (thor had to sorry)

(✉ → pikachu): i can’t believe you said that(✉ → pikachu): i’m screenshotting this(✉ → pikachu): i’m setting it as my lockscreen.