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@akagent13

(✉ → Morse Code): Awesome. But don’t ever take me to a lecture about how men oppress us by denying us orgasms again. I’m sure that woman was having a stroke. 

( ✉ → Legally Blonde ): Hey, I’m just watching out for your best interests. If you’re not educated on it, you might allow them to get away without getting you off. Which should be illegal, by the way. Well, maybe not illegal, but frowned upon.

[mocklngbirds-archive]

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

(✉ → Legally Blonde): i’m at the store! we need way more alcohol in order to make it through the entire got series, sharon. that shit is dark.(✉ → Legally Blonde): are you worried about me? ;)

[canspeakformyself-blog]

[text]: send me pictures (thor)

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@godlyhair

[ 📧 > Wonderful Thor  :) ] Of course! :D[ 📧 > Wonderful Thor :) ] Pictures of what? I’m not really anywhere interesting right now[ 📧 > Wonderful Thor :) ] What would you like to see? Will you send pics too?

[canspeakformyself-blog]

‘ i just want to listen to taylor swift alone. ’ (thor)

✰ * º ❛  new girl sentence starters.  ❜

@godlyhair

“That... That is certainly something I can leave you alone to do,” Wanda replied, giving a slow nod of her head as she wrapped her mind around what he had said. She’d not picked him out as a Swift fan, but perhaps she just touched him in a way other singers didn’t. Or maybe he didn’t like Taylor Swift and just wanted to be in a mad sort of mood. “New or old Swift? Her songs styles have changed a little?”

Wanda hadn’t caught up with much, but she had done her best to keep up with music. She loved listening to all sorts of genres. It helped get her in the mood to work-out, to study, to fight, to just go out and do things. To each their own when it came to music, really.

“Do you want to be alone alone, or can I still be in the same room but reading a book so you’re able to listen in peace? I can bring snacks with me, if that will help sway your decision. I promise my company isn’t all that bad,” she replied, smiling over at him. A Taylor Swift type of mood was just really hard to decipher. Was he looking to get mad about an ex, or upset about an ex? Or moon over someone he had just met? It was so difficult to work out! You know, maybe he just really liked the beat? Who knew! Either way, Wanda was going to be there with snacks and be ready to talk if need be. 

“I have not listened to her music in some time, I feel I really need to catch up on it all.”

[didthebcsticould-blog]

"Oh. So that's all. You just come to pump me for information?" (james)

it was sort of difficult to stop herself from laughing at how he’d worded that. because that so didn’t sound good. ha. pumped him. okay, head out of the gutter and managing to keep the laughter inside she took in a deep breath.

“i didn’t come here for information from you. i came here to see uncle tony. ....and take some of the food because i don’t have very much. and if, if, i just so happened to come across a very important and respected person such as yourself then maybe i would ask about the aliens. like seriously, who wouldn’t be curious about that sort of thing?”

of course cassie was curious about what was going on. she was neither stupid nor ignorant, and hey, super hero stuff was sort of her thing to - though with university and everything else going on maybe she wasn’t such a big deal. still, no matter what ‘level’ or ‘class’ of hero she was, cassie was still a hero. and this alien thing had her scared, how was it making everyone else feel? there had to be something that she could do, but until she got information cassie was at a loss.

but honestly, she really had only been in the tower to visit tony and steal some food. that was it. “seriously, it’s just a coincidence. i promise. i just wanted to know a little more. but hey, it’s cool. ...you want some popcorn?”

@machinewar68

[spydcrwoman]

[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever

(✉ → james blond): You’re too kind, Carter(✉ → james blond): But not really because ‘too kind’ doesn’t exist. Keep it coming!

[spydcrwoman]

[drunk text] I hate him but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. (thor)

(✉ → thunder god, orgy extraordinaire): That’s what alcohol is for!(✉ → thunder god, orgy extraordinaire): What kind of alcohol does a god drink, by the way? Asking for a friend.

[hcwkguys]

[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now

(✉ → lucky 13): I WASN’T TRYING TO(✉ → lucky 13): let me live, sharon! i got my ass kicked like 2 days ago i’m healing. (✉ → lucky 13): it was the concussion talking, probably!