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imsg 📩 @ 👸 madeline 👸

TRISTAN: it took a lot more effort than i'd care to admit?? but the baby's room is finally done!!

TRISTAN: like everything is done. the paint, the crib, the changing station.

TRISTAN: thanks to HGTV i am like the home assembling king

imsg 📩 @ 🍻 chris 🍻

TRISTAN: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY I'M ALREADY KINDA DRUNK SO YOU SHOULD LET ME GET WASTED AT THE BAR LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN

TRISTAN: DEAL? dEAK!! I'LL EVEN APY FOR M Y BERR?

TRISTAN: OKAY FOR LIKE ONE OF THEM

TRISTAN: MAYBE NONE

TRISTAN: I'LL MAKE AN EFFORT??

imessage ✉️ @ 🍻 old man 👴🏻

TRISTAN: so like

TRISTAN: four fucking pipes just exploded in my wall

TRISTAN: and my landlord says i have to stay somewhere else while they try to fix it

TRISTAN: can i stay with you?

TRISTAN: it's cool if i can't, i'll just take a megabus to boston or something for a few.

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