#t;jeff

[peculiarberry]

Texts // Jeffchel

Rachel: So Blaine and I are a couple...

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXT: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: Stop by our practice today if you have time. Otherwise, I'll see you at the condo.

Sebastian: In accord with preparing to be in-character of Billy Crocker, I've decided to be in-character for as long as I can. Which, admittedly, could lead to some really kinky sex. ;)

Sebastian: Also, as an incentive, I have something for you (a surprise) if you stop by. Or, you can get it later. See you soon, tiger. ;)

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXTS: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: So, I know you're on a breakfast outing with your father, but when you come back, I have a surprise for you.

Sebastian: All I need is the handsome smile of yours, tiger.

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXTS: Sebastian (?) || Jeff

Sebastian (?): I LOVE YOU JEFFERS.

Sebastian (?): MY NAME IS SEBASTIAN SMYTHE AND I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BADLY.

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXT: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: Jeff, I talked to my father... Please don't—well, I don't know—take whatever he says personally.

Sebastian: He advised me to, well: the past few days, weeks, month(s) have been perfect. It's not what I want, but my father advised that he doesn't want me in relationships with a Sterling.

Sebastian: I don't know what to do anymore... I need you so fucking badly, but he won't be happy.

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXT: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: What are you packing for the weekend?

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXT: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: Fuck, fuck, tiger, something urgent came up. I need to cancel the date. FUCK.

Sebastian: I'm so fucking sorry, Hunt and I are addressing the situation right now.

[snarkbastian-smythe]

TEXT: Sebastian || Jeff

Sebastian: Tomato Bisque or Clam Chowder soup from the cafeteria, boyfriend?

Sebastian: Want anything else?