Feb 15
if you dont like me at my xisuma gore you dont deserve me at my ranchers valentines!!! @stygiansauce
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if you dont like me at my xisuma gore you dont deserve me at my ranchers valentines!!! @stygiansauce
// hermitshipping
i really need a pearltek fic where it’s s10, then pearl and tango telling etho individually that they have a crush on the other person and asks etho for advice on how to tackle this. because etho is washed and not knowledgeable in advice AT ALL all he can do is just nod and pretend he doesn’t know that the other person’s feelings are reciprocated and gives halfassed advice to them both.
Chubby bear admiring himself in mirror, full under cut
Firewood hate fucking is so great to me
It was getting late, Tango knew he had to throw together a base, and fast. He had enough materials for a temporary base, but not enough to make out of just one block. He had cobble, sandstone, dirt and some oak and birch wood.
He quickly constructed a small 4 by 2 shack to stay in, two blocks tall. It was enough for now, holding his furnace, crafting table and one chest.
Tango then heard the loud bellowing of a blonde haired moron coming from outside, a mildly irritated frown came across his face. Martyn.
He walked outside to see Martyn chortling, clutching his stomach whilst pointing at Tango's house. Tango's expression remained the same, mildly annoyed, his default for whenever he saw Martyn.
"IS..THIS. REALLY YOUR BASE" Martyn struggled to get out through his excessive laughter.
"For tonight. Yes." Tango was not amused.
Martyn looked at him, slowing his laughter. He was relishing in this, he loved to tease Tango just for his attention.
"Sure buddy, sure." He drew his words out to emphasise his sarcasm.
Tango shot back "Martyn everytime I've seen you build it's been... atrocious, at best"
Martyn couldn't take insults being hurled back. It angered him.
"OH JUST..JUST FUCK OFF" Martyn yelled.
Tango loved riling him up, he loved the attention from Martyn here and there.
"Come on blondie, you're just jealous you could never make anything nearly as good as this in a week." Tango shot back.
Martyn ran at Tango, who then got ready to defend himself. Martyn grabbed him and shoved him inside.
"What..what are you doing Martyn?"
Tango was a bit clueless, why fight inside? Martyn had anything but fighting on his mind. Martyn shoved Tango onto the bed and then began to undress himself, grunting as he did so. Tango was no longer clueless.
"Oh. Oh so you really think you can top me huh asshole!?" Tango said with fury.
Martyn paused to stare, "What about it you fucker?"
Tango grabbed Martyn and flipped him onto his back on his bed, swapping places and pinning him down. He finished undressing Martyn then yanked his own underwear and pants down.
"When it's me and you, I always will be the one on top" Tango growled.
Martyn felt his chest get heavy, his heart flutter and his body go weak. He shuddered at the cold touch and pushing of Tango's lubed fingers.
Tango pulled Martyn's legs apart and lined himself up before pushing in. The pair of them squealed, the electric feeling of fucking with such anger oddly turned them on. They were gonna need to talk about this after.
Martyn panted as Tango thrusted in and out of him, covering the bed in wet precum spilling from the pair of them. It felt so great, the anger building up and fading only to then re-emerge when they looked at each other in the eyes.
"I'm gonna fucking cum inside of you. You're such a whore" Tango yelled.
"Do it, I...you're an..idiot" Martyn stumbled over his words, getting close with every thrust into his hole.
Waves of pleasure washed over the pair of them as they came together, breeding Martyn's loose ass full of cum, letting leak out as he pulled out. Martyn shot streaks of white across his chest and up to his chin.
"Fuck...you" Martyn stumbled out.
Tango smirked with a hint of rage still, "If you insist, you needy whore."
Watching ANOTHER TANGO VOD and I cant help but lean back in my chair and grind on my own leg as I watch because this mother fuckers voice is soooo damn sexy I need him badly
Tango please I just wanna do my college work i don't wanna think about how your dick would feel burried inside me😭
HAPPY LATE BIRTHMAS @crownpastelyellow !!
late kinktober day 1!! genuinely just forgor to post... (NO INCEST)
slabtek controlled masturbation with the loveliest @crownpastelyellow in mind...
While I'm here I should also share this little thing I did a few months back! Not exactly nsfw or even suggestive, but everything is sexually tense about these two with me lol
Inspired by their whole. motions vaguely. THING back in Simple Life. what the hell was that btw. I wish Martyn actually got to kill him in the end it would've been so hot haha...
