#t:kourt

[the-jocks]

message from roommate

kourt: so you know how sometimes I open your mail?

kourt: well you've got a package at the apartment

kourt: and now you've got some serious explaining to do.

[the-jocks]

TEXT || Kourt & _____

kourt: someone just informed me that the eggplant emoji doesn't mean that they're interested in taking me out for eggplant parm.

kourt: but they wouldn't tell me what it means!

kourt: i just really want some effing eggplant parm.

kourt: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆