#t:roxanne

[declan-everett]

Text || Declan & Roxanne

Declan: I'm struggling very hard to believe that the concept of a puppuccino is in fact, real and not a joke.

[shanleysharpe]

Text || Shanley & Roxanne

Shanley: So umm... I think I've come down with something? I can't come to that double date tonight. I've got a really bad cough.

Shanley: *Cough, cough*

Shanley: See - that works if I type it out too, right? Pretend you didn't see me all well and fine in the office 3 hours ago?

[declan-everett]

Text || Declan & Roxanne

Declan: I swear the bookshelf wasn't alphabetized this morning when I woke up. Have the cleaning fairies been through the house again?

[declan-everett]

Text || Declan & Roxanne

Declan: On a scale of 1-10, how nervous should I be able this dinner with your parents? They're not going to try and chew me up, are they?

[declan-everett]

Text || Declan & Roxanne

Declan: I know I'm a 30 year old man but that doesn't mean that there is an age limit on Easter egg hunts, right? Surely I'm not too old to partake in them. Or create my own.

[shanleysharpe]

Text || Shanley & Roxanne

Shanley: I accidentally tripped and spilled hot coffee all over Baxter today.

Shanley: I'm so dead.

Shanley: If there's a box on the table with all my things in it tomorrow you know why. It was nice working with you, Roxy.

[declan-everett]

Text || Declan & Roxanne

Declan: I know it's been years since we've talking about adopting but I saw a dalmatian pup running through the park on my way to work today and it made me think of you.