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@shanleysharpe
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: still better than a punch if you really think about it, it's like levels. You're getting free pizza, why are you being picky? Um any nomral person? What is wrong with you? It's better that way.
Shanley: I'm still not satisfied but fine... I'll forgive you. For the pizza. It is so not better that way and I'm sorry, but you have a terrible opinion! Next you're going to tell me you're one of those god awful pineapple on pizza people.
texts | quinn + shanley
Quinn: If you think that was intentional you're mistaken. Nothing, but it's done awful things for plenty of other people's bodies.
Shanley: And there's a reason why the gym and working out exists. Although, don't ask me about that one.
texts | cal + shanley
Cal: Oh no.. that's not what I meant. I just meant maye you could hear about some of the cases. Well that's a good thing then. Always nice to work with people like that... willing to help and all. Fix it!
Shanley: Ugh, lawyers cases really aren't as interesting as you'd think they'd be.... Divorce settlements, who gets what. The occasional criminal thing depending on who you're sitting next to in the office on a given day. You don't think they're too willing and eager? Someone might take advantage of them? Screw fixing it! That's time and effort that no one has!
drjustinbrooks:
“Yeah I don’t feel too horrible as like if the relationship was the serious they should definitely know who they are texting or at least have the number saved in their phone.” He said shrugging his shoulders.
“Cool, and how old are you again? Partaking in all these childish antics?”
atlas-cruz:
“Grass, yeah. No daisies, but if someone wanted to offer it up to me I wouldn’t say no,” he joked with a chuckle. “Well I meant like– do you have anywhere to be?”
“Really, what kind of monster are you? Lighting a sweet and innocent daisy on fire?” She questioned him. “Umm, nope. But we’re not going off to smoke daisies either.”
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: Yeah but in a nice way. You can have half alright? Still have to keep some for their lunches tomorrow and they have a thing for cold pizza.
Shanley: Well your nice way is about as polite as a slap in the face. Because half is sooooo much better, right? And I'm sorry but who in their right mind has a thing for cold pizza? It's meant to be enjoyed when it's scolding hot and right out of the oven.
reese--murry:
“Of course you’d be lazy for it.” Reese narrowed his eyes at her when she started walking away from here. “Shanley…don’t.” When noticed her swiping he ran over to her to take his phone back. “What did you do?!”
“I mean that and the fact that I really don’t care for the whole ‘having someone in my life’ thing.” She made a face at him before she laughed. “What? I’m just trying to help you out. Get you a date or two -- look. Freddy’s already responded.” Shanley pointed out as he took the phone back.
drjustinbrooks:
“Man Shanley, I was having fun and now you made me not want to continue. I feel like an asshole all of a sudden” he said shaking his head. “It was entertaining me while I was at work and had no patients.”
“I mean that’s on your conscious and not mine. I’m just pointing out the facts here.” She shrugged. “Wow, so mature of you.” Shanley rolled her eyes.
drewbeckmann:
“Man cooties? Don’t most people grow out of that stage by like the 5th grade?” Drew teased, sticking another fry in his mouth.
“I mean, does it matter?” Shanley glared him as she rose a brow. “Cooties are still a thing no matter what age you are.”
Text || Shanley & Roxanne
Roxanne: Saying someone looks fat in something is hardly advice! I will be doing none of the above. Goodness. No, I don't think that I have anything to prove. I'm not going anywhere. I know more than ever that he is the one for me. But I do worry about coming between him and his family.
Roxanne: Some people get massages they don't scream in public bathrooms.
Shanley: How is it not advise?? It's advise to wear something different or.... stop eating for a bit. I mean, I'm not talking about proving anything to him because clearly, the guy's whipped. I meant proving something to his family. Are they still skeptical and trying to dig their claws into you?
Shanley: I'm screaming into a paper bag.... And like I said, it was only a couple of times! Besides, who wants someone's grubby fingers all down their back? Yucko.
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: I beg to differ, try again. It’s how I convinced myself to get it for tonight, if you want I can order an extra one for you
Shanley: Ummm, is this your way of trying to call me a midget? Because if it is I'm starting to feel rather offended. Ugh, yes please! I don't ever say no to free food and especially not when it's a whole free pizza.
reese--murry:
“If I’m going to go on dates they better know my two passions, no?” He chuckled and pulled out his phone, searching for the app to show it to her. “I still think you stalked it though.” He handed her the phone.
“Stalking it would imply that I am interested in Tinder and I hate to break it to you but... I’m way too lazy to even set up a profile, let alone date.” Shanley shrugged, taking the phone off him. She started by checking out his profile before running across the room, changing the interested in setting to both men and women and started swiping as fast as she could.
texts | quinn + shanley
Quinn: The word ramen isn't poor poison.
Shanley: Well look at you. Trying to get all creative with the alliteration now. What the heck has ramen ever done to hurt you?
kysongray:
“Alright well the offer stands.” Kyson shrugged and figured off his first taco before moving onto the second. “Got any plans after this?”
“Umm, does it matter?” She tried to brush it off before realizing that maybe she shouldn’t be so cold to him, especially when he’d bought her tacos. “I’m probably going to go home and pass out on my couch so... good times ahead.” Shanley nodded proudly.
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: counts for 1/6th actually. You should order pizza, solid choice dont have to clean afterwards and leftovers
Shanley: Ummm, what the heck?? I am at least a whole person, thank you very much! Ahhh, okay Patty wagon, I gotta hand it to you -- that was a solid suggestion and I am very, very tempted now.
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: I'll put your vote down for that one. What are you going as?
Shanley: And does my vote count for about 10 people? Idk man.... it’s only August. I don't even know what I'm having for dinner tonight...
✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley
Patrick: I think the reindeer or the trolls don't get nearly as much credit for carrying the whole movie. Maybe I'll go as the reindeer.
Shanley: Tbh I was thinking you should go as the reindeer's owner. The guy with the gay face.