#ta'stg

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Legend: Careful! These here are sirens. They'll conjure themselves into any lustful form to lure you into the water.

Apothecary;[Name]: Why does that one look like me?

Legend: Oh... Uh- I don't know. That could be for anyone here. And we don't have to judge. Let's just avert our eyes and- wait, why is that one a venomous snake?

[Name] *being held back*: Let me go to her! Please let me go!

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Warriors: Oh boy, that girl is so pretty. I think I'm going to ask her out on a date.

Warriors: *walks up* Hey, did you maybe want to grab a bite-

Apothecary![Name]: Fuck you.

Warriors: -Said the "Fuck You" Girl, stealing my balls and straights up throwing them like a quarterback.

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There is no frog in Ba Sing Se

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Apothecary![Name]: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Legend, joking (unless-): You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[Name], joking back: And so what if I do?

Legend, internally screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAH-

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Twilight: So why'd you do it?

Apothecary![Name]: Meow :3

Twilight: Why'd you do it?

[Name]: Meow :<

Twilight: You wanna try again?

[Name]: Meow >:<

Twilight: They caught you with the cat nip. HAVE FUN IN JAIL!

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Totally Legit Recap: TA'sTG Chapter 1

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Warriors: I'm fine, really. I don't even know why we need to call for medical attention.

Apothecary![Name]: And what seems to be the problem?

Warriors: My heart purple, my leg inside out and-

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apothecary reader learning that legend has a lot of things from his previous adventures, he might have some poisonous things.

Apothecary reader: wait! Your saying you just have them laying around in your shed!?

Legend : oh yeah, honestly don't know why I even still have them

Apothecary reader basically straddling him: CAN I HAVE IT!?

Legend completely flustered and blushing: you actually want-

Apothecary reader almost frothing at the mouth: YES! PLEASE! GIVE IT TO ME! I WOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH!

Time: ahem!

Apothecary snapping out of it and getting off him: my apologies, yes I would appreciate it very much.

Do not mention anything that is poisonous around her, it activates her neurons

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Apothecary![Name]: Come on, femboy.

Warriors: ... Okay, if you're going to insult me, then I'd rather you continue speaking in a foreign language.

[Name]: 准备好你的武器

Four: Does... Does she speak english, or do I need a translator?

Warriors: She does. She just chooses not to for some reason.

Warriors: So, where are you from?

[Name]: Shut up, femboy.

Warriors: Alright, cool.

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I used google translate for the chinese please do not @ me if I get anything wrong.

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*everyone looking at a creepy dungeon*

Apothecary![Name]: Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch. We keep going.

Sky: No no no. Mama raised a bitch, let's go.

[Name]: Mama didn't raise nobody, actually. My mom was an abusive mentally ill woman.

Sky: Oh my god.

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