Go play Zelda games

|| REQUESTS ARE OPEN || 25 || she/they || 🇪🇪/🇬🇧/🇩🇪 ||

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Masterlist and Request Rules

--

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Request rules READ BEFORE REQUESTING!

--

MASTERLIST

--

Fics

|| Through the Dark ||

|| Lament of the Fallen || (prequel to || Through the Dark || can be read in any order)

Return by Death![Name]

RbD![Name] part 2

The Chain finds out about RbD (the good ending)

The Chain finds out about RbD (the bad ending)

Winx![Name]

Winx![Name] part 1

Winx![Name] part 2

Apothecary![Name] blurb part 1

Apothecary![Name] part 2

The Apothecary's Travel Guide

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Some way some how the Chain plus Modern!Reader end up with a random infant. It keeps crying and nothing anyone can do can get it to stop. Modern!Reader has finally had enough after hours of endless screams that they slice some cheese and throw it at the baby like in all the tik toks. The Chain is horrified because “THAT IS A BABY!?!?!?” But then the baby finally stops crying in wonderment of the sliced cheese on their head…

Modern!Reader: “It’s… a thing where I’m from.”

Chain: “To assault children?”

Modern!Reader: “IT WORKED DIDN’T IT!?!?!?!?!?”

Is someone misbehaving?

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Sunset Arc is going to be fun

--

Twilight: Am I going to be okay?

Apothecary![Name]: Everything looks real good.

[Name]: Hypothetically iiiiffff you had one last thing to say to yourfamilywhatwoulditbe? REAL QUICK!

--

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

--

[Name]: All of these hoes got problems! All of them got deep-rooted issues.

Wild is stupid as fuck.

Legend damn crazy.

Four emotionally unstable.

Time got some damn deep-rooted damn childhood issues or something.

And Sky don't give a fuck. I don't know if there's a pill for that.

--

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Totally Legit Recap: TA'sTG Chapter 1

--

Warriors: I'm fine, really. I don't even know why we need to call for medical attention.

Apothecary![Name]: And what seems to be the problem?

Warriors: My heart purple, my leg inside out and-

--

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Perhaps partially due to writing TA'sTG I have been going back to my old favourite anime. And one of them is Inuyasha.

Now I am imagining how funny it would be if Isekai'd!Reader having that whole "balancing two worlds" thing that Kagome has going on.

Like if you had this cute classmate/coworker (who you might or might not have had a crush on) is constantly worried about you because you're gone for long periods of time and your grandpa keeps giving ridiculous excuses as to why no one has seen you. "Yes, sorry, they can't go on that date with you because they have the bubonic plague."

Meanwhile you're still over in Hyrule hoping that your grandpa hasn't completely ruined your social image and that you can be back in time for that exam.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Sometimes I wonder if Wild was wearing those underpants when he got tossed into the Shrine of Resurrection, or if the people who got him there saw his Master Sword

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Those first three notes of Saria's song in the OoT remake trailer hit me like a sleeper agent.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Bruh I'm about to go take a job on an island and a ticket for the ferry costs less than a buss ticket on the mainland

The math isn't mathing

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

"+40.3 °C and above are possible in Belarus, Poland, and Lithuania." KÄI PERSSEEEEEEE!

I need this shit to be fake. I am genuinely not built for this. My entire house is going to become an oven. Maybe the sea breeze will help just a little, but I am not counting on it.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

I hate the English phrase "you can't have your cake and eat it too" it's my cake, what are you talking about? Who came up with this shit?

I do understand that it's supposed to mean that you can't eat the entire cake and also have extra of that same cake left over, but it's confusing.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

--

Hyrule: Are you still a blood squid or is that over?

[Name]: Excuse me?? A blood squid?

Hyrule: Oh shit. So you still are a blood squid.

[Name]: What is a blood squid, Rule?

Hyrule: Like your bleedy week.

[Name]: Link... Are you trying to ask me if my period is over?

Hyrule: Yes. Soooo...

[Name]: Yes, I'm still a blood squid.

Hyrule: Awww ok, I love you my little ketchup packet! <3

--

He's trying

I would still hate to be the one who has to explain what a period is

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

--

*playing Uno*

Sky: What are you doing?

Four: You fucking- IDIOT!

[Name]: Wild...

Wild: It's over.

[Name]: You game me the game and I love you so much, bro.

Four: YOU are the stupidest motherfucker I've ever seen! Holy shit!

[Name], throwing down their last card: LET'S GOOOO!

Four: Why would you take from the guy who played before you and not the guy after you? Holy FUCK!

[Name]: Wild, thank you! What a real one!

Four: School wasn't your fucking strong suit, was it?

--

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Okay, so I know that I spoke about making a LU Genshin fic, but I think I'm going to have to put it on hold for a bit. I need to see where the fuck this story goes before I write anything.

If you're wondering about the current/upcoming state of Genshin's story; everything is on fire, the laws of the world might be getting rewritten by a sadomasochist with a god complex, the dragons are gearing up to take the world back from the alien colonizers and they gave the twink a gun

Yes, this is real. Bro went to fantasy Eastern Europe and they gave him a firearm just in case. As someone who lives in EE, I assure you, the gun is needed.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

It birthday

I am now 25. I may be cringe, but at least I am trying to have fun on this pos space rock.

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

--

Time: Any questions before I move on?

[Name], speaking in modern language: *unintelligible noises*

TIme:

Time: Great. I totally understood that.

--

[ordering-milk-at-a-bar]

Isekai reader who's first language is not English so sometimes they accidentally say some word in their og language and the chain are like "???"

Omg this would be me.

I'd randomly hit my foot on a corner or drop something and let out a loud ass "persse" or "kurat võtaks" and confuse the hell out of them. At least Time probably won't scold you for cursing because he doesn't know what it means, but he can probably guess that it was not nice.

And that moment where you're speaking in English and you say That WordTM that causes your non-english/american accent to manifest. I've heard that some people find it attractive, though.