If you marry Mr. Clean, you're set for life. He does the cleaning. He's built. He can handle housework and he will support you in all your endeavors. He's an older man, so he knows a little more about life than Ken. Ken? He's a barbie doll. Worse than that, he's Barbie's dog in a purse. As we have seen from the infamous movie, Toy Story 3, Ken is not to be trusted. He falls in love at first sight, he has attachment issues, and he has a violent tendency, and he is too attached to his wardrobe.
Therefore, killing Ken is the only option. He offers nothing to this world. Tony the Tiger is a friendly childhood mascot with good intentions, he wants you to be healthy. Sure, he’s a furry. But that’s not important. He is built like a brick so you know he can break your back, and when he asks how he’s doing while the fucking is going down, you can totally say “It’s Grrrreeeaat!” and that’ll only make him work ten times harder to please you. Case in point, it’s only sane to marry Mr. Clean,Fuck Tony The Tiger like your life depended on it, and kill the scum of the earth Ken.
ok but consider. could you keep up with mr. clean’s cleanliness? i feel like he’s the type of germaphobe that would freak out if you left like. a crumb on the table. or forgot to do the dishes one night even if you were really busy. i’d get sick of him fast. toy story 3 isn’t canon ken so all of ur points are invalid. as demonstrated in every barbie movie, ken’s supportive of his gf, gets along well with all her friends, and is genuinely sweet and fun to be around. dream husband material! i agree that mr. clean is built, and so is tony the tiger, which is why the only factor deciding whom to fuck and whom to kill is whether or not i’m a furry. i’m not, which means i have to kill tony and fuck mr. clean.
