#table throwing

[biddypunk]

Table Throwing

A new sport. FOR LADIES ONLY

We will lift the tables around our homes and workplaces. We will lift them at the bank and at the swap meet. We will do so carefully, to make ourselves strong. We will meet to practice throwing tables, lots of different tables. So that when the day comes we might throw any table in our way and terrify the shit out of the motherfucker that we’re coming for.

What’s more dramatic and scary in an everyday situation than having a table thrown at you by a nice unassuming gal?

[sadxmoon]

yeahhh...

When I cant see my girlfriend I'm all like (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ but then I'm like ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) and people are like ( ﾟдﾟ) and I'm all like wut ¬_¬  then I walk away like a fierce bitch

[giveme-thesky]

This is how I feel right now....

(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻