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Taehyung: The eagles won last night.

Namjoon: Oh, I didn't know you're into those types of games.

Taehyung, covered in blood and scratches: What game?

Happy V Day.

A tiger with a lion 🐯🦁

Gudereo repeat Gudereo repeat Gudereo repeat

Jimin: Has anyone told you you're really annoying?

Taehyung, pouts: What? No.

Jimin: Thank God. I didn't want to kill anyone today.

Taehyung: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

Hoseok: ...

Taehyung: *irresistable.

Hoseok: Tae, you can't do that when you're speaking.

Taehyung: Hyung, what is a 69?

Seokjin: Okay, Tae, listen carefully. It's when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6, and a 9, and a 5, 6, 7, 8!

Taehyung: I'm doing math.

Namjoon: ...Okay?

Taehyung: I'm a hundred kilos, and I ate 800 grams of olives.

Namjoon: ...

Taehyung: Like the whole can. I ate it all. That means I'm 0.8% olives, hyung.

Namjoon: Tae it's 3 am. What the fuck?

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