#taeillilimambo

[bourgeoisin]

i wish my dad was a graham cracker as well

i have typed out sO many jokes about this but there is a Line that the rest of the world isnt willing to cross with me

[bourgeoisin]

politely ask* him abt his secret daddy kink

if i rly end up making a twitter account JUST for calling graham my dad then its literallt gonna be like

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do u have a daddy kink dad

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[bourgeoisin]

do u think the reason why graham's blocking ppl is bc thyre calling him out on his secret daddy kink

pff “secret” have u seen him with damon theres NOTHING secret aboyt grahams daddy kink

[bourgeoisin]

hey do u wanna mass spam graam abt his daddy kink

FAKTISKT JA

[himlarna]

okay so I was tagged by a dork to answer sme questions or something and then make up my own for the people i tag? wow this is gonna get bad hell yeah

1. If you could have one mutant power (similar to x-man) what power would that be and why? 

uh like my first impulse is like fire or something but i have a feeling that would go very bad very quickly so i like fuck invisibility or something i guess or shapeshifting or like the ability to poke people on the shoulder without actually being there imagine the pranks

2. Tell us a little about your favorite movie/tv-series/book that does not get enough credit.

i think most of the shit i like get cred tho? i guess like maybe the hitchiker’s guide to the galaxy isn’t talked about that much among people nowdays but i think thats just because its old

3. What is your favorite part of the day/night?

my first impulse was to just say ‘shitting’ and move on but i feel like maybe that wouldn’t be very nice so i guess like fuck okay i dont know lets just go with shitting

4. If you could choose to be any mystical creature, which one would you like to be? 

i feel like i used to def have an answer to this at some point. maybe it was dragon? yeah it was probably dragon

5. How would your perfect relaxing/chill day look like?

fucking lollipops and writing hell yeah they have to be cherry flavoured too thats my favourite shit i did that today it was amazing minor writing block fucking gone hell yeah i got to insert my terrible humour into something ive been writing for months no fucking regrets

6. What is your favorite time of the year and why? 

summer maybe because then im on the countryside and don’t have to deal with crowds and shit like its so relaxing to be able to step outside the house without the risk of anybody seeing you

7. If you could choose to spend a day in a fictional universe which one would it be and what would you do? (like Harry potter, Narnia, Lord of the rings etc)

can i just write my own so its exactly the way i want it is that an acceptable answer

8. What country is at the top of your list that you want to go to?

i mean i mostly want to taste things they dont sell here but i dont really like travelling that much tbh oh no my dark secret

9. What was one of your favorite childhood movies? (that you remember)

i watched the fuck out of beauty and the beast it drove my brother crazy

10. If you could control one element, which one would you have?

well what are the limitations here? if i say earth will that grant me the ability to grow plants because i could solve world hunger

also i still have the kneejerk reaction to go with fire but again that would probably be a disaster and not very useful in everyday life

My questions (you guys are fucked):

1. What would be your preferred method of killing someone (give details)?

2. If you had to choose between eating an animal alive or a dead human which would you pick?

3. If you had to pick one last song to listen to before dying which one would it be?

4. When was the first time you got drunk? (if u picked dare u have to get naked)

5. If somebody painted a really realistic face on a butt with makeup would you kiss it on video i need to know asap

6. Do you want to have children? if so please tell me why i dont understand

7. How many dogs have u petted in the last week? Is it less or more than the amount of people you have had any form of physical contact with?

8. Have you seen my dog. Have you seen how cute she is. How can you not have petted her this week. Not even once how could you

9. I have realized this is derailing slightly, and I would like to apologize. So, how long do you usually use your toothbrush before getting a new one?

10. How much hair is there on your hairbrush? How easy would it be to clone you?

Tagging ssssssome people here i go okay so like the usual i guess nörd heyyy you and i want u to answer my questions too and swaga and that will do i guess have fun imma go eat something and then head off to bed

[jihoongi]

ARE U ENGAGEDDDDDD OOHH

After a long time of watching movies together I asked her to elope with me and she said yes I’m the happiest person alive