Random hermitcraft headcanons but they're incomprehensible
Mumbo's allergic to redstone but doesn't know it, he just thinks it's supposed to sting
Stress has face paint on hand at all times and uses it almost daily
Xisuma puts stickers on his mech suit
Ren does the "what do you have in your mouth, spit it out" thing you have to do with dogs
Jevins consistency changes based on the temperature around him
Cleo knows how to embroider really well
Joe also knows how to stitch
Grian has an awful ugly sweater for every occasion
Tango is red-green colour blind
Bdubs has eaten grass before, he will do it again
Zedaph eats eggs sandwiched between poptarts for "convenience"
Doc chaps his lips












