#takaraig

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the only time tadeo ever cared about books is when he found out about the book boob trend online and he sent some posts to macaraig to be like "CAN YOU ALSO DO THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE "

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imagine one night tadeo and makaraig are drinking casually and tadeo is just rubbing his hands gleefully like a fly being like "YES I'M GONNA KNOW ALL HIS DIRTY SECRETS !!!!!" and then the dirty secret in question is makaraig saying he enjoys eating pork fat

he eventually realizes makaraig's confessions are all just food related. stuff that he so often pretends he doesn't like because it's gross or unhealthy but in reality he's like NO I WANT IT !!! I WANT THE PORK FAT, I WANT TO SLURP THE HEAD OF THE SHRIMP, I WANT TO GET EVERY LAST BIT OF BONE MARROW !!!! 😭😭😭

a few evenings later, tadeo takes him out to a restaurant, and it has everything makaraig ever wants and finds sinful in food. aligue pasta. pork chops. expensive ass dishes that are just a huge chopped up bone at the middle. bro is literally lord henry and makaraig is dorian gray being tempted to indulge in debauchery through food. he eats until he gets dizzy and they probably frequent the restaurant more often than is really needed

flash forward to a few months later, makaraig has to take a medical check up and he just fails his blood tests in proportions so epic that you wonder how he's stayed alive this whole time without fainting or having heart problems. maybe he has felt more faint, but it's hard to tell because he's just that goddamn good at keeping himself composed. but at least that is the first time makaraig has ever failed anything in his life

[psi-ness]

GOD I LOVE TACARAIG SO MUCH I'M GOING TO PUT THEM IN A BLENDER

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unsolicited takaraig headcanon because i miss them

i imagine makaraig to have his hair slicked back or just really neatly combed yea? but like his hair is ALMOST ALWAYS fixed. even when he's just gonna stay at home all day, his hair is still all neat

so what i'm saying is imagine tadeo walks in the bedroom and he sees makaraig with his hair down and he just SCREAMS because he doesn't recognize him and thinks a thief broke in, and when makaraig (also in a panic) had to reintroduce himself, tadeo is just disoriented but also suuuper into it because makaraig with his hair down might as well be a whole different person. it almost feels like cheating

[mumuntingmund0]

Fellas

is it gay to ask your homie what perfume he uses

[psi-ness]

every day i am haunted by the image of tadeo as fiyero and macaraig as galinda from wicked

[psi-ness]

Tadeo: Babe, sabi ko gusto ko ng Mcdo!!

Makaraig: Oo nga, binilhan kita ng Mcdo.

Tadeo: YUNG PAGKAIN HINDI ANG BUONG KUMPANYA!!!