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Sam : Jack, I expected better of you

Jack: Lol see that was your first mistake

Dinah: There's something I need to get off my chest.

Hester: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

Hester: Don't let Julia fool you, she's not that scary. She dose ballet.

Lily: No way.

Julia: Which gives me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet

My gut was right when it told me that you would be the worst person I would ever meet in my life

Aubrey (to Peter)

Nicolas: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.

Warren : They call me coffee, 'cause I keep you up past two AM.

Seth: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

@peter-riseing

Jack : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Sam : Jack nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.

Jack : FLOOR IT?

Sam : JACK NO.

Jack : HOW ABOUT 4,000,00 FOR 1 SECOND

Sam : JACK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN.

Jack : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Sam : JACK P L E A S E

@jackxroyal @samxroyal

I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

@eddiexhook

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