#takemetosnurch

[atlas-ofthestars]

Idk nothin about snail science or shit about biology other than things on the inside should stay on the inside but I think I'm qualified enough to be an ambassador of the snurch

[literallyaurl]

takemetosnurch replied to your post “so im watching the killers at glastonbury on the tv and brandon...”

what a mood

in my defense!! the shirt he had on underneath was this shiny silky little number like sir?? SIR. SIR I COULD HAVE U ARRESTED FOR HARLOTRY

[wetwareproblem]

takemetosnurch reblogged your post “I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going...”

#not to be that guy#but that would mean not of shower#in french

Actually that’s a bit overly literal - the sort of thing machine translation is prone to. A better translation would simply be “no shower.” Which preserves the core qualities: It’s generally offensive and it smells rancid.

[ladyaaron42-blog]

Thanks for my awesome birthday present @hannamayh !! #snailon #takemetosnurch #birthdaytattoo #tattoo #snailtattoo (at Sugar Daddy's Tattoo)

[itslovemeggles]

@chieflittlewing, scared of your iwn reflection much? 😂😂 loooooooooove yooooooooou #buddy #bestfriend #meganscared #thatsforyousnyler #takemetosnurch (at Humboldt State University)