I’m Colby, I don’t like long walks on the beach and holding hands is kind of cliche. Fucking on the beach is really rad though, if I’m honest.

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I’m Colby, I don’t like long walks on the beach and holding hands is kind of cliche. Fucking on the beach is really rad though, if I’m honest.
I fall asleep early for once and someone accidentally calls me, totally wasted, and decides they wanna chat. Now I’m wide awake. Lovely.
I haven't been in Japan all that long, and I've already been dragged to numerous restaurants by Shin to try the local delicacies...I'm not entirely sure my stomach was on board with this idea.
everyone's having babies.. 😢
WHAT FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT. FUCK CCK, FUCK TRAVIS BANKS. FUCK PROGRESS. FUCK YE’! WE GOT SCREWED!
I'm not even a big social media person, but for some reason I decided to hop on the bandwagon—so what's up guys?
My kid just told me my braids are stupid. Then she proceeded to give me a man bun, stare at me and go "there now you look halfway decent". What are kids? Like...how?
Everyone’s getting pigs. It makes me want a pig....