Daichi:
Dear Martinez Natalie,
We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much. I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!
Natalie: Why would you write that?
Himiko: I’m just trying to tell the truth!
Natalie: You know what? If you aren’t going to take this seriously…
Himiko: Okay, you need to calm yourself!
Natalie: This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends. They’ve got to be completely realistic!
Himiko: There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one person feels for another.
Himiko: In fact, it’s something quite beautiful.
Natalie: Let’s go back, Himiko-san!
Daichi: I’ve gotta tell you life without you has been hard-
Daichi: And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Daichi: I like my parents-
Daichi: I love my parents, but each day’s another fight. If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright
Himiko: This isn’t realistic at all! It doesn’t even sound like Maruyama!
Natalie: Well I want to show that I was a good friend, Y'know? That I was trying to help him.
Himiko: You are just cute as a freaking button.
Daichi: If I stop smoking crack-
Daichi: If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright. I’ll take your advice, I’ll try to be more nice. I’ll turn it around, wait and see! ‘Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It’s easy to change if you give it your attention! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely, me
Natalie: Well, I mean, I can’t just show them one email!
Himiko: Okay, please stop hyperventilating.
Natalie: I’m not hyperventilating.
Himiko: You’re having considerable trouble breathing.
Natalie: I’m having no trouble breathing.
Himiko: Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
Natalie: I’m not hyperventilating!
Natalie: Dear Maruyama Daichi,
Yes, I’ve also missed our talks. Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
Natalie: I’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees.
Natalie: You’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise!
Natalie: Dude, I’m proud of you. Just keep pushing through. You’re turning around, I can see.
Daichi: Just wait and see!
ALL: 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It’s easy to change if you give it your attention! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely, me
Daichi: Dear Martinez Natalie, thanks for every note you send.
Natalie: Dear Maruyama Daichi, I’m just glad to be your friend!
Natalie & Daichi: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond! But not because we’re straight. No, not because we’re straight! We’re close, but not that way.
Natalie: The only man that I love is my brother.
Natalie: You’re getting better everyday!
Daichi: I’m getting better everyday!
Natalie & Daichi: We’re getting better everyday!
ALL: Hey hey hey hey! Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It’s easy to change if you give it your attention! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely,
Miss you dearly,
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me