'Sexy Parodius' SNES (1996)

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'Sexy Parodius' SNES (1996)
PARO CHAN!
Future Capsule Pokefight
Mars Hunky Hero, Takosuke
X-UB02/0005 RRR 火星のイケメンヒーロー タコ助 Mars Hunky Hero, Takosuke "本気のタコ助はもっとスゴいんだぞ!(Takosuke when he's serious is so much cooler!)" Size 2 / Hero World / Superhero / 4000 Power / 2 Criticals / 3000 Defense ■ 【Call Cost】 [Pay 2 gauge] ■ 【Act】 "Martian Hunky Beam" Pay 1 gauge. If you pay it, declare monster or spell, look at all cards n your opponent's hand, and if there's a card of the declared type in your opponent's hand, you gain life+1, and if there's 2 or more cards of the declared type, draw 1 card. You can only use "Martian Hunky Beam" once per turn. 『Double Attack』 『Ride』 〔Pay 2 gauge〕
Went to Sakihama Town this morning to run some errands. Stopped at this point near “Married Couple Rocks” on my way back to take a break. And there I recalled the funny thing that happened earlier this morning... .... Living with a person with dementia is a real challenge. Often you can have a VERY unique experience. Last night, the main dish of our dinner was daikon radish simmered with squid. That’s my parents’ favorite, and since I didn’t see any leftover in the fridge this morning, I thought they ate it up. Then, after breakfast, I wanted to drink tea, so when I opened the lid of our tea pot to put tea leaves in, ... ... what do you think I saw inside? A teapot-full of squid feet!! Trust me. It looks gross! Especially when you are caught off guard.
今朝、スカイ・アンド・シーさんへコールドプレスジュース用にポンカンを持って行った後、チョット用があって佐喜浜へ。帰りに、夫婦岩の近くで車を止めて一休み。佐喜浜で買ってきたたこ焼きを食べながら、朝イチであったオカシイことを思い出してました。 ... ウチでは認知症の母と同居してるけど、認知症の家族と暮らすということは、実に大きなチャレンジで。よく、常識のハンイを超えた体験ができますワ。www ウチの昨日の晩ゴハンのおかずは、イカとダイコンの煮物。これは両親の好物で、今朝冷蔵庫に残りが入ってなかったから、ああ昨夜全部食べたのね、と思ってた。 で、朝ごはんの後で私お茶を淹れて飲もうと、急須のフタを開けると... ... 何が入ってたかって?! 急須にぎゅーぎゅー詰めのイカの足!!! これ、結構グロいですよ。特に、全く予測せず不意打ちだった時には。 もぉあの吸盤が... ヘンな生物に侵略されるタイプのSFホラー的な怖さが一瞬...。いや吸盤見るのは、普段は大丈夫。ただ、それを急須の中にいきなり見ると...
I'm a pretty much flexible person. It’s not just what I say; I have a proof for that. When I was in the counselors training in a grad school in U.S., we trainees had to take psychological testing class. We practiced giving/scoring tests, and when I took California Personality (or Psychological) Inventory, my score on the FLEXIBILITY scale amazed my classmates. It was twice as high as American average. But still, what my mom does is often way beyond my imagination. Obviously my flexibility is not as high as hers!! LOL ! Anyway, recalling that funny experience I had this morning, I enjoyed my favorite takoyaki in the car parked near the “Married Couple Rocks.” The sea is still a little rough, but looks like it’s going to clear up later today. :) ワタシはそもそも、かなりフレキシブルな方で。これは私が勝手に言ってることじゃなく、証拠あります。アメリカの大学院でカウンセラーのトレーニング受けてる時、心理テストの授業が必修で。お互いにテストをして採点する練習が必須だったんだけど。CPIという心理テスト(遊びレベルでなく、本当に臨床で使われるもの)で私のフレキシビリティのスコア、アメリカ人の平均の2倍のハイスコアでしたから。皆たいてい、日本人のほうがアメリカ人より頭が固く融通が利かない (いわゆる「組織の歯車」系?) と思ってたから、周りはビックリ。 が、私のそのフレキシビリティをもってしても、母のやることの予測はムリ。私の想像の範疇をはるかに超えますワ。wwww 今朝のそんな件を思い出して笑いながら、夫婦岩の近くに停めた車の中で、たこ助のたこ焼き(すじ入り)を美味しく食べてきた、という、みょーにオカシイ午前の過ごし方。 この辺の海はまだ荒れ模様だけど、天気は次第に晴れていく様子です。^^) .
tacosuke
The Parodius series it quite possibly one of the best kept secrets in gaming. The best way to describe it is Gradius on acid with 300% more penguins.
So is you ever wanted to play as a flying octopus who can use a giant megaphone to shout random engrish phrases in order to destroy santa on a unicycle juggling chicken legs while trying not to be crushed by a giant Vegas showgirl, you'll be happy to know that is indeed an actual thing.
(And it also has a surprisingly awesome soundtrack too!)
The shutdown was a certain octopus' fault because he's too busy mooching money from the government