What the fuck, this isn’t right. There is definetly, definetly something amiss going on. He’s been here so long, and it never has been like this. Morning, night, this island didn’t really change.
What’s up? What’s going on? He’s so confused. It never struck him until he stumbled upon it. But, it was hard to avoid the truth anymore.
....Someone’s been snacking on the same shitty junk food he has. He has an unknown partner in crime, and that person needs to reveal themselves and face their sins. Today, this perpetrator of oily, meaty delicacies will come to light for all to see.
He decided to do the obvious, and prepare himself by staying at the mock fast food restaurant the entire day. Like a stakeout, he carefully watched whoever walked in or out, determining their cause to enter. People walked in, and walked out, but none of them actually interacted with the place itself.
He was ready to go to sleep, as it was geting late, but then... the villain finally revealed themselves. He didn’t exactly know them, but... he knew what they were here for.
“So, you finally decided to show up.” He said, feeling as he could cut the tension with a knife. “Why the fuck do you keep eating my burgers?”
