#talendor

[officermaddie23]

How Mikacroak learned the f bomb

Talendor (stubbing his dragon foot on a rock in skyfire mountains): OW FUCK

Larkoris Emeraldscale: *jaw drops seeing Talendor swearing*

Talendor: SON OF A BITCH MY LITTLE DRAGON TOE I'M LITARALLLY DYING HOLY FUCK AAAAAAGGGGHHH

Mikacroak Yelinak: Larkoris what's a fuck

Larkoris Emeraldscale: Mikacroak NO

[officermaddie23]

The ring of scale in who broke it

Phara Dar: So, who broke it I'm not mad I just want to know

Gornarie: I did I broke it

Phara Dar: No, no you didn't Talendor?

Talendor: Don't look at me look at Xygoz

Xygoz: What I did not break it

Talendor: Huh? That's funny, how did you even know it was broken?

Xygoz: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

Talendor: Suspicious

Xygoz: No, it's not

Severilious: If it matters probably not but Hoshkar was the last one to use it

Hoshkar: Lier I don't drink that crap

Severilious: Oh really, then what were you doing near the coffee cart earlier

Hoshkar: I use the wooden stirs as toothpicks Severilious everyone knows that

Gornarie: Okay, let's not fight. Phara Dar, I broke it so I'll pay for it

Phara Dar: NO NOW WHO BROKE IT

Xygoz: Phara Dar, Silverwing has been awfully quiet

Silverwing: EXCUSE ME

(Cue all of the dragon in the room getting in a big argument and Phara Dar facing the camera)

Phara Dar: I broke it, it burnt my hand, so I punched it. I bet you 10 seconds from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and pig's head on a stick (looks to see the dragons fighting still) good it was getting kinda chummy in here

[mischievousblade]

EverQuest Ring of Scale: Talendor Wallpaper

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