#talkfies

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WIFIES COMMUNITY

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NOBODY KNEW EXCEPT HIM AND PARROT. NOT EVEN ASH KNEW IT

How can I make this about actor au

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I love how in chapter 1 everyone was like pvp Evbo is acting so straight but a weird amount of straight maybe he's aroace experiencing comphet

And then Seawatt got introduced in chapter 2 and suddenly we have the headband incident pt2 like I'M BACK IN THE FREAKING BUILDING AGAIN

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I know Wifies isn't in a running poll rn but this is my propaganda for him. He wants to sleep with Derapchu. R. Recreationally. Uh huh buddy?

@lifesteal-tournaments

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It's so interesting seeing all the protagonists flaws so clear and seeing the consequences of them right in front of us. Also I like analysing things and people

Wemmbu doesn't care about people except for Eggchan, and he has close to no allies now because he prioritises himself over anyone he's made connections with. He became close with Wato from their time together, and mind you Wato hates talking to people. They had trust in each other, Jaron gave him the mace out of trust, Pangi was Pangi, and he just abandons Skyblock Civilization when given the option to escape danger. He only cares about Eggchan, and maybe debatabally Zam because he was worried about Zam being completely alone against Clown's goons and prioritised Zam's safety in the end

Spoke on the other hand cares too much. He puts so much faith and trust into the people he meets. He was easily tricked by Ashswag because he trusted Ash so heavily that the only thing that made him lose that trust was the fact that Ash blew up the farms for no good reason. Minute saved him one time and his reaction was to put so much trust in him, and he lost Minute to the Mafia. And literally Planet was spying on them while invisible but then was so quick to be like "yeah he's nice we should team". Similarly with Bacon, he put a lot of faith in him to be an excellent teammate and Bacon runs at the first sign of danger

Parrot doesn't care about himself. He cares about himself so little that he forgets to care about anyone else, and it caused him and Wifies to have a falling out. He didn't care enough about how Wifies felt. He's reckless with his own life and it fully contradicts what Wifies wanted. He watched Luigi die at the hands of the mafia, and now the only thing on his mind was to get revenge even if it killed him. He's so selfless that he's selfish. He was willing to keep Dean on the team even after finding out he has been the reason the mafia kept finding them and putting them in danger, evident from the fact that he was running around trying to find Dean for a good few minutes because he didn't want Dean to be by himself. When he was being chased by Clown is put Wifies in danger, and he thought the only way for everyone to be safe was to disappear of the face of the earth. And that still put Wifies in danger because Clown threatened his life if he didn't tell him where Parrot was. He cares about himself so little that he tunnel visions on anything self destructive and forgets to think about how it would affect others because he thinks it's better for everyone

They're all so flawed and I think that's so beautiful. This was also an essay that I did not expect to become an essay

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So are we gonna talk about how Tabi killed Evbo with her ace and not the eternal sword, even though Evbo was ready to die permanently, meaning she didn't actually want to perma kill him? No? Just me? Okay

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Spoke saw the clone video which was the so called "finale" for that series and showed it to Parrot like "Hey you need a best friend person for this episode right? What about one of these guys?" And Parrot thought Wifies was really cool and invited him

Wifies then recommended Ken for the episode where they had to break him out, and then recommended Wato to Wemmbu when he mentioned wanting to do something different and do what he and Parrot did except he does it with Zam

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"They made Wifies the bottom" crazy sentence bro