be a little selfish and be a little sensible

My icon was drawn by plan_tq

[weefers-x2]

Hi, I'm an alter, I'll make a pinned post soon

I'M NOT EVIL I SWEAR

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[catfishofoldin99colours]

do none of you own a fucking kettle

[i-hate-lyn-island]

hey yeah my partner just admitted to putting a tea bag in his mouth and then drinking hot water. “To Save Time”

[weefers-x2]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WIFIES COMMUNITY

[weefers-x2]

Btw as a Wifies alter with a Derapchu in our brain I am now very happily sleeping in a bed with him recreationally but not platonically 👍

[beemovieerotica]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Duos Tournament: The Squeakquel, Round 2, Side B, Match 6

Slime duo vs Destruction duo

Slime duo

Destruction duo

Voting ended onFeb 11

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[weefers-x2]

If you don't vote destruction duo rn your ALL LOST CAUSES!!!¡¡!!!!!!1!1!1!11!!!

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Duos Tournament: The Squeakquel, Round 2, Side A, Match 3

Lavender shine vs Monarch duo/Goldenlaurels

Lavender shine

Monarch duo/Goldenlaurels

Voting ended onFeb 9

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[weefers-x2]

Your monarch duo propaganda is WHEN WEMMBU DELETED HIS CHANNEL MINUTE PUT WEMMBU'S TIARA ON HIS SKIN

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[weefers-x2]

Obsessed with marine life but also don't know jack about marine biology

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This is sacred ground.

[gimmick-thief]

apparently the same guy also made this meme too

[queermarzipan]

that was the SAME PERSON?

[lifesteal-tournaments]

And the winner of the Lifesteal Woke Tournament is.........

Girl Kenadian!!!!!!!

the wokest of them all

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Woke Tournament FINALS

Doctor4t vs Girl Kenadian

Doctor4t

Girl Kenadian

Voting ended onJan 23

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[weefers-x2]

Doctor4t propaganda

(Folly is one of her characters)

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Woke Tournament, Semifinals, Side B

Loppezz vs Girl Kenadian

Loppezz

Girl Kenadian

Voting ended onJan 22

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[weefers-x2]

I see a number

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Woke Tournament, Semifinals, Side A

Doctor4t vs Pili Dtowncat

Doctor4t

Pili Dtowncat

Voting ended onJan 22

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[weefers-x2]

Bisexual any pronouns is a bunch of rats in a trenchcoat and is also literally always wearing a maid dress how much more woke can you get

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Wato propaganda: he feels more like a salsa than a gender

Source: her tumblr blog

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[weefers-x2]

This is true

[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Woke Tournament, Round 4, Side A, Match 1

Doctor4t vs Wato1876

Doctor4t

Wato1876

Voting ended onJan 21

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[weefers-x2]

Uh oh

[weefers-x2]

She hav icream

[weefers-x2]

Nonstop going through it bro