#talks to void

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So we know that Shaggy likes chocolate covered corn on the cob.

I had an idea that one of those places that does the chocolate bouquets got a phone call one day. “Sir, we do not do chocolate covered corn of the cob!” Says the worker in to the phone. “Not even if it’s a special order for your boyfriend!”

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Shaggy always has the most bizarre money on him.

-Hassle in the Castle: He is carrying 4 bits

-Scooby-Doo and a Mummy too: He has an old Egyptian coin

Why does he just carry those?

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

My friend saying they’ll watch the new Scooby-Doo and Courage movie with me since they know I need an emotional support to make it through anything with the new Velma voice actress and they’re like so when do we watch?

Me: Well, we need to start the new movie collection over to get the lore and then before that we’d have to watch the Zombie Island movie and the 13 ghost series.

Him: Nah I’ll read a Wiki article