Caffeinated Choas

Rants about books I’m reading and Scooby-Doo Pronouns: she/they but will honestly answer to any. Ace/Pan-romantic Chaotic multi shipper

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Okay, so this is annoying me, but for the life of me I cannot remember if Fred was ever a werewolf.

Like I know Shaggy, Daphne, and Velma all were turned into werewolves at different points. Shaggy in the Reluctant Werewolf movie, Daphne in the 13 Ghosts series, and Velma in the Goblin King movie. Scooby did the reverse werewolf thing in the Big Top movie where a bunch of werewolves take over a circus.

Is Fred the only non-werewolf in the group?

Edit: just found out Scooby was turned into an actual werewolf in one of the Scrappy series from the 1980s. Still waiting on Fred

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Coworker and I were listening to the radio at work and the song Wannabe came on. Both of us commented how that song reminds of Chicken Little the Disney film. That led us to discussing how fucked up it is that the wolf in that movie got brainwashed and her personality altered and then put in a relationship with a boy she had no interest in. That led to us realizing that sounds awfully similar to the plot of that new horror film Obsession. Then before we could dive deeper our team lead came along and shooed us back to work.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Out of context line from the Scooby-Doo Show episode Bad Humor Men that raises an eyebrow even with context.

Fred: Like Shaggy would say, “Follow that crack!”

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

I think it would be hilarious to see the Pope Ex-communicate Trump. His meltdown would be delightful to watch. This has been my happy daydream of the day.

Edit: Yes, I know that this is an impossible task, but as I stated this is my delusion of the week to bring me happiness while the Orange POS exists.

[nat-20s]

just thought of a fun new comics OC named Stella the Postal Worker. She is a completely normal human woman who just happens to do insane things on the regular in order to get superheros their mail. She broke into the fortress of solitude to make sure superman knew he had jury duty but now she has a key 💖

[nat-20s]

stella rides with Impulse to tell flash to just pay the 20 bucks he owes to the library. Stella has a grappling hook so she can shove off a bag of fan/hate mail to batman and when he's like. dare I ask how much of it is...explicit she's like. dude I don't read your mail, man. that's your job. While they're both suspended 1000 feet over Gotham

[nat-20s]

she does not know any of their secret identities she is determined to get mail specifically assigned to the super persona. occasionally one of them tries to just tell her their actual home address and she's like NO. you will NOT add to my workload I am hiring a submarine to deliver to Aquaman not joe schmoe!!

[nat-20s]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor alien invasion nor batarang nor time travel will stay THIS courier

[ghostie-ghosty]

Lex is just mad he isn't the gay awakening

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

One thing about Scooby-Doo that I love is that they all have their own favorite sport or one that they are good at. Usually the sports they are good at are ones that is more known for being done by the opposite sex.

Examples:

Daphne: Karate

Velma: Hockey

Shaggy: Bar Gymnast

Fred: Cheerleading

I know Fred does more masculine sports, but when he does it is shown he is not the greatest at them. Velma reads as a more person with a preference for sports that are contact heavy.

[frownyalfred]

Perry from the Daily Planet and Jim Gordon from Gotham PD have a two-man support group where they just drink and strategize on how to continue the intricate and frustrating dance of plausible deniability with their respective vigilantes/superheroes

[ginbenci]

(im)plausible deniability, at this point, but they’re doing their best

Their respective vigilantes/superheroes are not helping

[klarion-the-witch-boy]

I'm just imagining Perry like "Clark glasses. Clark glasses. Clark glasses. Clark put on your fucking glasses before the press conference starts, Jesus Christ."

Clark still thinks he's nailing the secret identity thing, somehow. *pats him*

[ginbenci]

Perry and Jim, drunk: we are trained investigators, do they really think we haven’t figured them out

Jim: I mean how many people could it possibly be, there really aren’t many options and that’s even before the robins

Perry: at least yours hides his face!

Jim: a bit. Jawline.

Perry *sighs sadly*: Jawline

[kuv8sh5]

need that

[nephrosoupp]

I cannot believe

I neglected to show tumblr this

Cannibal Queen - miniature tigers

Alice !

[adestroy]

Rewatching Star Trek like why aren’t they constantly making out with each other?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[instigatorjosten]

personally i knew andrew was gay from the moment he stepped into the chapter bc i was immediately attracted to him and i have a tendency to like the ones that dont want me

[greylilplum]

Nonbinary character try not to shapeshift challenge (impossible)