from x // @tameruler
Carlisle gave his adopted daughter a deadpan expression. Her teasing wasn’t helping him feel any better about having to dress up for the Halloween party she was throwing. Of course, she chose his costume for him. A vampire, of all things.
“I’d appreciate if you didn’t make this more worse than it already is.” He replied, dropping the plastic fangs she had given him onto the kitchen counter. There was no way he was putting them in his mouth. “Is the cape really necessary?”
to be fair, it was either a vampire, or a hippie. she was not going to let him commit to that. they had already lived through those years. never again.
❛ you look great, carlisle ! fangs don’t have to be worn, but the cape is permitted ! haven’t you seen the volturi ? they don’t half ass the capes. ❜