#tamperingheart

[ask-thefreak-out]

Jade/Beck

I can’t get away with not answering this because you’re on the phone to me -_-

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Beck. It annoys Jade.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Jade cried ONE TIME, and it wasn’t even at the stupid movie, she had something in her eye!

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Jade.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Beck did for a while, but soon learned to stop.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Jade.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? Sometime during The Wood, Beck wanted to see what all the fuss over reality tv was about, and got sucked into watching them.

Who laughs more during sex? Jade. At Beck’s dick

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Jade.

[elizatitsgillies]

tamperingheart replied to your photo:Best selfie I’ve ever taken tbh

Very stunning! :) -hoping not to come off sounding too creepy…

Creepy?! Omg NO you just made my day ily

[blacknwavy]

This is my Secret Santa gift to tamperingheart I hope you enjoy it! Its not quite finish yet. I promise to finish it before the end of this year. 

Sorry for the bad grammar in the fan fic all i got to say is "Blame it on the flu"

[thunderling]

HAMSTY BIRTHDAY, EMMA! 

Kirsty asked me to draw your wildest dreams, so here's your jori hamsters! Hope you've had a great day so far!

[ask-thefreak-out]

Jade West + Hammers

Jade only picked up her first real hammer after scissors had failed her. Scissors had always been her weapon of choice when it came to destroying things, whether it was another kids drawing, or their hair, but when a classmate built a better sculpture than her in art class, and the teacher praised them instead of her, a jealous Jade waited until everyone had left the room to attack the offending piece with her scissors, only to find they wouldn’t leave a dent. Desperate and furious, she grabbed a hammer left on the teachers desk, remembering how the toy hammer from kindergarten had been her favourite toy and was very good for hitting any kid who annoyed her, then destroyed the sculpture until it was nothing more than dust.

[ask-thefreak-out]

you two are too much. Write one for Emma? Dear Emma!

Ah jeez, I suck at these.

Dear Emma.

You told me to be nice soooo... it still amuses me that we started talking because of Benedict Cumberbatch, of all people, but now we won't shut up about Jori which is awesome people there's not a lot of people I know who even know what Jori is ;P You are Walter and I am your alarm clock which doesn't always work because you sleep through my calls! But this weird little thing that we have called friendship kinda works in it's crazy way, so, you know, thank you Benedict for that ;P And I loves you and we will get Chinese food! Sadly, not from Wok Star.

[vampiregillies]

Thanks for the comment on my picture, lovely! It meant a lot! <3

awh you’re welcome babe, you looked real prettyyyy <3