#tanaclausrps

[jenraerps-blog]

[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME? || [text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all || [text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him. || [text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

Rosie&Puck [text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[Text]: come on Rose give me some slack babe. i havent gotten laid since we got together. 

[Text]: im not trying to pressure you but if we’re not gonna have sex babe at least give me some mental shit to help me take care of myself. please babe?

Aaron&Santana [text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all

[Text]: Tana you know I can’t. Ma has me pretty much locked in my room on punishment. What do you want me to do do? Climb out my window, hop on the branch next to it and shimmy down the tree?

[Text]: Actually.... give me 3.

NYComplex!Pucktana [text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next time.

[Text]: Really Lopez? My room was just fine. How the fuck am I supposed to find shit?

[Text]: well usually ppl arent in my room to find it unless Berrys being annoying and its not like she’d check there. Stay out my stuff woman!

EOG!Pucktana [text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

[Text]: tell ur boss to stop being a fucking prude. he knows who I am and he knows im gonna fuck you. have u seen u? Tell him to keep bitching and i’ll leave ten more on you tonight. 

[Text]: Love you.

[bettycooperps]

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[QUINN] This is very Gossip Girl of you to say, but if you’re Serena, I’m Blair.[QUINN] So, welcome back, S; I’m glad we could get almost everyone together for the holidays.  Britt got back in last night.

[jenraerps-blog]

you saw this on coming ✵

Puck smiled and held out his fist for Sam to bump as the blonde walked up to him. They had just got out of practice and still had about thirty minutes before school actually started. The halls were just now filling up with students as Puck leaned back against the wall.

“Puckerman! Evans! Look up!” a voice called out behind them and they both turned around before looking up. Both of their eyes went comically wide when they saw the mistletoe and before Sam had a chance to react, Puck was shoving him backwards. Sam laughed as he stumbled and Puck shook his head. Nope, no way was he kissing the blonde.

He was about to move as well when suddenly a cheerio slid up in front of him with a smirk. Puck blinked in shock as the sophomore, he was pretty sure, batted her eyelashes up at him.

“Whoa, what are you doing?” he asked, his hands held up in surrender.

“Tradition is tradition Puckerman. We’re both under the mistletoe so you have to kiss me,” she said sweetly and Puck laughed and licked his lips. He opened his mouth to speak as he lowered his hands when a voice behind the girl made his back stiffen and a chill run down his spine.

“Touch her with any part of you and I’ll cut it off.” Puck flinched and before he could react, the girl was shrieking as she was yanked backwards. Puck watched in amusement as Santana said something to the redhead that had the girl running away before she was sliding up in front of him, finger in his face. Before she could bitch him out like he knew she would, he leaned down to kiss her hard. One hand moved to grip her hip as the other went to her hair. Even in her ponytail he had mastered pulling it just the right way to have her melting into his lips. He made sure the kiss was hard and passionate so that when he finally broke away, just far enough to speak, she was panting slightly.

“You really need to stop acting like you’re my girlfriend and just be it,” she said against her lips. He chuckled when she simply rolled her eyes then pulled him into another kiss.

[itstimetolisten]

gonna do a throwback and ask for bryder kid thing

I totally sent Bryder to you too. Because they were adorbs. Here we go:

their child’s name and why they were given that name: Xavier. Ryder just wanted something unique. It was something Bree suggested and Ryder automatically thought of X-Men so he was sold automatically. He calls Xavier “X-Man” or “Little X-Man.” one thing their child always begs for in the store: Comic books and toys. He will honestly worry Bree and Ryder to death about some comic books or toys if they’re near the register. Ryder caves all the time so there’s probably a ton of little knick knack toys and Archie comic books in his playroom.their child’s favorite toy and why: It’s probably a chapter book that Bree reads to him every night. With Bree’s job, he probably cherishes time with his mama the most.their child’s first word: Mamatheir child’s least favorite food: Spinachthe thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: Bree probably brags about how advanced he is for his age intellectually and Ryder brags about how artistic he is...even if he’s not really either of those things. the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: Bree and Ryder dropping him off with a relative. He wouldn’t like saying goodbye to both of them or being away from all of his stuff.whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: Bree is strict but not overbearing. Ryder is laidback. something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: Everything. Ryder probably records everything and Bree has to talk him out of posting it all alone.how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: They’d be the cute kid that’s just like “okay, i woulda given you some if you asked, but okay, we’ll get more next year”