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So, it's come to the point where I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming Wolverine full-time.

Don't stop, stop what you're doing Cause you know that, know that I like it.

Well, I'm sure you'll all be glad to know that I've marked your latest papers and it's looking promising... for most of you, at least.

Okay who was the lovely lady that placed bras all over my yard?

I think this might be the Australian in me, but it's hot!

Jesus Christ, let me get some pussy today. Amen!

I got it, okay. I'm fine.

At least now I know that bar fights are a bad idea.

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