#taphart

[buildermansrighthandman]

Don't mind 1x, he's just walking Taph home from the 'My Creator Sucks' support meetup

[buildermansrighthandman]

Did boot camp not prepare guest for shadow people💔

[buildermansrighthandman]

as far as I remember out of all the survivors, guest and shedletsky are the only ones married so they might be a good starting place for advice?

[buildermansrighthandman]

Wait, do the others not know about us, Taph? Why are you keeping us secret?

[ Guest's usually pretty 'held together' but gets really flustered when people flirt with him ]

Stop telling them things about us

[buildermansrighthandman]

Joy, domestic buildertaph be upon ye! Headcanons and a couple sketches under the cut <3

Builderman is a morning person! Taph is very much Not a morning person - In fact don't bother waking it up before noon it will bite you - Builderman is a coffee guy, Taph likes tea, they play fight over this often

After moving in Taph turned Builder's bed into a nest because of *course* he did

Prior to Taph moving in Builder would often just, not bother getting changed and just flp onto his bed and pass out in his work clothes - Taph fucking HATES day clothes being worn in bed and made Builder start wearing pjs and showering after work/before bed instead of in the mornings. Builder doesn't mind and it keeps the nest cleaner

Taph doesn't wear much to bed himself unless its really cold - He likes to "steal" Builder's hoodies though - They don't fit over his wings very well but he tries

Builder makes breakfast for them both. He's p good at cooking - Taph can make simple things but prefers to bake treats

Taph comes up with horrible contraption ideas and Builderman builds them - Builder then proceeds to let Taph loose to terrorize their coworkers/friends with the contraption. Enrichment :)

Taph is Taller but tends to slouch, Builder is stronger

Taph has a tail he usually hides under his cloak, its a lil sensitive

[buildermansrighthandman]

((Taph doodles w/ accompanying head canons under the readmore))

Taph was created by Telemon as a gift to assist Builderman - All the Admins being deities of sorts with Builderman's whole thing being Creation, therefore having someone around to help with what he can't/doesn't like to do could be helpful

It does have facial features, they just can't be seen due to it having essentially void for skin on his face and lower arms/legs

Taph has features of a secretary bird! Including a very powerful Stomp :)

Taph is a lot more powerful than he lets on, it's just generally either too anxious to use it or prefers 'normal' methods of achieving their goals

Taph's claws are sharp enough to cut through almost anything and he wears thick gloves and long sleeves to prevent accidental nicks

When bombs and its own claws don't work Taph can 'Smite things with the Light of Telemon tm'. Pros: Fast and no mess! Cons: Kinda unnerving and no building materials left

Taph is fairly resilient to injury and bounces back quick, he still feels pain but only up to a certain threshold, once the pain is greater than said threshold he goes numb

The worst physical pain Taph has ever and likely will ever experience was having his vocal chords and ability to make sound ripped from his throat

[buildermansrighthandman]

Hello Taph! What gender are you?

... Really don't like what you're implying there.

[buildermansrighthandman]

Taph, you should make brownies for Builderman! and us please?

we hunger.

I am not just going to take the word of anything that comes out of those woods.