the ship thing. irahan. joajandro. taranoe. go
see dis y u mah fave
under a readmore cos its long
IRAHAN
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
i think they’d both do it just to see what happens tbh.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
luhan. its cold outside. why should the kitty have to be outside.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
LUHAN vines and instagrams his bf all the damn TIME there is not a time when ira is not featured on luhans phone
who breaks the most phones
ira. i like to think he falls asleep with them in his hand and rolls over and drops them off the bed or couch or whatever he’s sleeping
who dies first
uhhhhh… i dunno, ira is the oldest? i guess him..?? idk„ do not make me kill my Son, Blackriver
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
ira
nerd
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
both i think
ira thinks he can be heterosexual but looked how well that turned out
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
luhan
who uses the computer most
prooooobbaaably luhan
JOAJANDRO
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
"Alejandro, why is the microwave covered in melted sugar.""Because fuck you, that’s why."
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
joakim
the blood from his brain leaves to fill his Large Donger
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
alejandro definitely
blackmail evidence
who breaks the most phones
alejandro, just out of pure frustration with the world
who dies first
alejandro probably…
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
probably alejandro. joakim is already made of milk. look at him.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
alejandro thinks he can be a dick to joakim forever like ok but who made u cum ? *points at joakim*
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
joakim, most definitely.
who uses the computer most
probably alejandro, though neither of them use it much
TARANOE
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
TARAS
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
taras
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
TARAS
who breaks the most phones
noelstabby stab
who dies first
sharp inhale
i keep killing ur kids but probably tarasnoel’s too healthy
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
noel tbfh
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
both
taras thinks hes HOT SHIT but in reality he had to badger noel to take him on one (1) date
and noel thinks hes very important and is very good at being dignified when in fact he is a loser and paranoid
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
taras lmao bye
who uses the computer most
taras









