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hello suranza tumblr, look at this year old fic i cross-posted from amino

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/38360458
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
hello suranza tumblr, look at this year old fic i cross-posted from amino
I wanted more Taranza and Susie interactions, so here they are making a strawberry garden in the void
Friendzone for Taranza
Taranza : why I'm always in the frienzone… TELL ME!
Susie : I don't know bro.
Taranza : LOOK YOU ARE ONLY LIKE HER, YOU FRIENZONED MEEEEEEEEE!
Susie: I'm sorry buddy…
Taranza :SEE?! YOU DO IT AGAIN!
PLEASE
SURANZA/TARANSUSIE/TARANSUS SHIPPERS
TALK TO M E
I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THESE TWO
I need more short Taranza he’s adorable.
Your wish is my command
OH MY GOD I SAW A MISTAKE AND I HAD TO DELETE THE POST SORRY!
I’m reposting the doodle i did from @aeioudam’s ask about short taranza and tall susie and i just had to draw that
do you have,,,,,,
tarasus wedding hcs?
(because if so please share,,, u always have very great hcs)
W-wedding hcs? For taransus??? 😳😳😳
First of all is that the wedding food is handmade. They just went to a grocery store and bought tons of food. Taranza cooks most of it, though because Susie can't cook well. With his guidance though, she managed to whip up an average omelette which she ate with pride.
Second, the wedding isn't extraordinary or anything. It's just a regular ol party with extra steps, no expensive stuff nor fancy things involved. Susie isn't really into big events so it isn't too complicated and time consuming. Taranza agrees with her sentiment, although they still wear a suit and dress.
Everyone gathered to play monopoly together, even the bride and groom. Taranza could play just fine but Susie's dress was inconvenient so the entire game was just her complaining. In the middle of the game, she took a pair of scissors and cut the bottom part of the dress; the dress looked better this way anyway.
The actual marriage happened in the middle of a monopoly game. When they finished their impromptu vows and stuff, they turn back to the board to see their money and property gone. Marx and Magolor might have messed with the game a little.
"That was a so beautiful!"
"Yeah, it really was! Right guys?"
"Guys?"
Marx and Magolor both get dragged out of the group by Zan and Dedede
your taransusie hcs are very good and i love the ship!! im nervous to ask but do you have more hcs,,?
YES! Also, no need to be nervous about that, I won’t bite.
Actually, its more of possible settings for a fanfiction if that makes sense?
I imagine them having the dynamic of part time rivals, full time dense best friends.
So, you’ve heard of coffee shop AUs? Tea shop AUs? I basically smashed them together into one volatile mix.
I have a hc that Taranza enjoys tea while Susie enjoys coffee and you can see where this is going.
They both agree to make their own cafe(with Magolor’s gem apples),
Taranza brews his own tea with the freshest tea leaves
Susie brews coffee with the most advanced coffee machines
The problem? They can’t really decide on a signature drink
This led to some... arguments here and there about the quality of their drinks and which one was better. They thought that having 2 signature drinks kind of defeated its purpose as something iconic. So, they decided to host a brew contest to see which drink deserves to take its place as the signature drink.
The judges? Kirby, Magolor(his money is on the line here), King Dedede, Bandana Dee and Meta Knight(although reluctant at first). Magolor tried to invite Marx but then remembered that he would drink sewage water and walk out satisfied.
They start brewing their beverages. Taranza plucked the finest tea leaves from his garden and Susie had just received some high quality beans from a certain provider. Apparently, both of them are equally as skilled and have made fancy coffee and tea drinks(I was planning to research drinks for this adsfafsfasd).
A minty aroma filled the air, Taranza’s tea was first. The natural sweetness of the tea mixed in with the minty aftertaste made it pleasant on the lips. To top it off, the milk made the texture creamy without overshadowing the taste of the tea. It was a really good drink.
Although the reactions of the judges assured Taranza he was the winner, Susie’s coffee was next and he knew she couldn’t be underestimated. He was right. Susie’s coffee was light, fluffy and most definitely addicting.
The judges were stumped. They couldn’t possibly choose between a refreshing cup of Taranza’s tea and a sweet cup of Susie’s coffee.
The drama was... confusing for the judges. Why don’t they just make their own cafes, these drinks were proof enough that both of them could definitely succeed.
When faced with such a suggestion, both Taranza and Susie were unreluctant. Both said that it would be harder to set up, hire, and set up the place; 2 heads were better than one after all.
Magolor had a suspicion and leaned to Taranza and whispered
“You want to be in this together, don’t you?”
The poor arachnid’s face turned into a red hue. He panicked and flailed around, trying to reassure the halcandrian that it wasn’t what he thought it was. His attitude attracted the attention of the others(primarily Kirby, King Dedede and Bandana Dee) all with smug smiles.
“Oh, I see how it is,” King Dedede said with a tone
“That’s good for you!” Kirby remarked, smiling at the spider
Meanwhile, Susie was busy talking with Meta Knight. Of course, they’re still far from friends but that didn’t stop Meta Knight from telling Susie the obvious. She could easily assemble all the stuff needed to make a cafe. Susie wanted to share this cafe with Taranza, he was sure of it.
“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she reacted, her makeup didn’t hide the blood from her face.
Bullseye.
Eventually, everyone calmed down and tried to think of a solution(ignoring the potential romance happening). In the end, they decided to just... mix tea and coffee. It was weird, sure, but that might make it stand out more. With their skills, it wasn’t impossible.
The cafe was built, Magolor got a 10% share on earnings. A cafe that both served the finest coffee, tea, and... coffee tea?
Tldr : I rambled about a fanfiction idea about taranza and susie sharing a cafe and barely touched on anon’s question
IM SO SORRY I RAMBLED WAY TOO LONG. It might not be the answer you were looking for. This is definitely NOT a headcanon, i am so sorry for that. Please send another ask if you need clear concise hcs because if I add anymore to this, the post will be unreadable. AGAIN IM SO SORRY ANON ASADAFKJA