#tarantula alterhuman

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whenever i see local articles about spiders in poland and people talk about if they're dangerous or not i always say "no they're fucking not" because there are no spiders in poland that could be dangerous to humans, the most could be a bite painful enough to remind of a wasp sting but that's it. and it would be ironic if someone saw me rn because im literally a tarantula alterhuman and I'm cuddling around 7 spider plushies on regular. "did a spider write this comment?" they would say.

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i will never be well represented as a spider because everyone else's spider dysphoria urges are like "i crotcheted a blanket" or "i ate some fried bugs" meanwhile im sitting in my burrow like "i need to mate and then rip his guts out and lay my eggs in his ribcage"

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made this tarantula kin playlist recently because we truly lack representation :/