Dear person I hate, please stop breathing, or at least stay far away from me
Dear person I like, me liking you turned out a lot better than expected so A+
Dear ex boyfriend, those were awkward times, hope you’re doing swell
Dear ex girlfriend, to thefirst one, fuck you, to the second, it was fun
Dear ex bestfriend, get out of your boyfriend’s ass
Dear bestfriend, thank you for always being there. We may not always talk be we have rad ass emmories and I’d do anything for you kiddo
Dear *anyone*,(I think you were supposed to send me something anon u failed)
Dear Santa, an iphone would be nice. And to have been bored an androgynous creature with understanding parents is cool too.
Dear mom, I usually love you but lately you can go fuck yourself <3
Dear dad, you’re my bro, even though all I do is pick on you and make you buy me coffee.
Dear future me, keep on being rad and hella and get into harvard or I’ll kill you
Dear past me, ?????? wat even are you?
Dear person I’m jealous of, I hope you enjoyed it, I don’t think you know what you had
Dear person I had a crush on, thank jesus I am over you and may I never have feelings like that toward you again
Dear girlfriend, you don’t exist
Dear boyfriend, hi Aaron. I’m literally texting you right now so like idk what deep message I’m supposed to put here. You’re cute. My cat says hi. Tell Winston I said hi
