#targenttraitor

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targenttraitor replied to your photo: it’s been a long night already. so obviously this...

I don’t think Jean’s going to find this funny when he gets his phone back - just a heads up.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don’t know, dude, he has a pretty good sense of humour. but i’m not joking.

he said he’d told everyone the situation - do you not know???

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targenttraitor‌:

[ The longer Jean took to answer the door, the more time Rook had to regret his decision to knock. Rook had already turned away and taken a few steps before Jean opened the door. He chewed on his cheek for a moment. It was a bit late to leave now Jean had seen him. ]

I didn’t expect you to answer.

[ Honestly, if he’d left, Jean wouldn’t have blamed him. They hadn’t spoken since Jean literally made a hole in Rook’s living room wall - the repair had been done in absolute, stony silence. Apparently just because someone lives next to you, you can’t attempt to, and I quote, “Kool-Aid Man into that bitch’s home”. ]

What is it. You want to borrow some sugar?

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youre stinky

Well, I just crawled out of a dragon’s mouth, so take it up with him. He did brush.

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there's a popoño on the doorstep with a post-it note on saying 'happy birthday'

[ And ohhhhh, he’s tempted to kick it into the path of an oncoming car. But in the spirit of turning over a new leaf - and also because he doesn’t want Victoria to witness it - he picks up the stupid fucking egg, glancing around for any sign of a perpetrator before bringing it into the house. ]

Fucking weirdo.

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✪ from rook

❖   POSITIVE. I think you’re awesome ║ I like you ║ I want to go on a date with you ║  I love you ║ You’re cute/handsome ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re attractive ║ I wish we could spend more time together! ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║  I admire you ║ You’re someone that I look up to ║ You’re very kind ║ I consider us friends ║ I secretly have a crush on you ║ I have high respect for you ║ We have common interests ║ I’m happy that I met you

❖   NEGATIVE.

I feel uncomfortable around you ║ You’re bothersome ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I dislike you ║ I loathe you ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ We don’t get along well ║ You’re the worst kind of person ║ You get on my nerves ║ You’re annoying to me ║ We have nothing in common ║ I wish I had never met you ║ I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ Not you again

and ooc :>

❖   POSITIVE. I think you’re awesome ║ I like you ║ I want to go on a date with you ║  I love you ║ You’re cute/handsome ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re attractive ║ I wish we could spend more time together! ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║  I admire you ║ You’re someone that I look up to ║ You’re very kind ║ I consider us friends ║ I secretly have a crush on you ║ I have high respect for you ║ We have common interests ║ I’m happy that I met you.

❖   NEGATIVE.

I feel uncomfortable around you ║ You’re bothersome ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I dislike you ║ I loathe you ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ We don’t get along well ║ You’re the worst kind of person ║ You get on my nerves ║ You’re annoying to me ║ We have nothing in common ║ I wish I had never met you ║ I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ Not you again

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can i, rook, get a witness

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★ from rook!

I wish you’d stop dropping your fucking eggs on my doorstep and talk to her. But I also can’t look you in the eye, so that’s going to be a difficult arragement.

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targenttraitor replied to your post: if you feel like causing havoc you can always do...

:>/

Don’t push your luck. Just because I don’t have a basement anymore, doesn’t mean I’m not capable of biting back.