the rhyme anima website updated with headshots for the new villains so i'm gonna be posting them here (along with secret aliens from last season but they might be low quality cause i had to use wayback machine for them.)
edit; December 8th: added new additional headshots
their full bodies and headshots will be below
Reasons why I hate Tom Whisper Weathercock from Hypnosis Mic and why you should too
1- He's blonde. There's only ONE (1) blond bitch from hypmic that I respect, and it's not him. (It's Gentaro)
1- This man is 30 and he's fangirling over a 19-year-old who just figured out he can watch R-Rated movies without his absentee father's permission. Like... Bro. Chill, that's kinda cringe.
4- Iris and Rex.
Look at them.
LOOK AT THEM.
THAT IS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN RIGHT THERE. AND WHOS THEIR LEADER???? SOME BLOND GUY FROM AMERICA!!
NAMED TOM.
THE FUCK???????
5- In the anime, he pushed Saburo. Like... You can't do that. He's a child, and Tom pushed him. Yes it was because he was saving Saburo's life from a drone strike... but you know. Saburo got a scratch and made a sad looking face. WHAT THE FUCK. Tom. It still was a fucked up thing he did, and I hope Tom dies.
(I couldn't find a gif of the exact scene where he pushed Saburo, so here's a recreation. Also, another reason to hate Tom; I added this gif but then realized how ugly it was but I couldn't figure out how to remove it so THANKS Tom for ruining my post about why I hate Tom.)
6- He was actually so unpopular in the character polls that in the second season of the Hypmic anime, he was completely absent. Actually that's really funny so I'm counting it as a win for him but he's on THIN fucking ice.
7- He's American.
IM FROM AMERICA. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW. HOW.. HOW SCARY IT IS TO KNOW THAT HE COULD BE ANYWHERE?!?!?!? that he lives in the same place as ME??
No. Not for long. I'll save us from him, I promise you my fellow chicks and dicks.
Land of the free? More like land of the Free of Tom Whisper Weathercock when I'm done with him.
Anyway that's the post be sure to like comment and subscribe if you hate Mr. Weathercock too. And one day we'll get rid of him. Thanksies
You worked the hard packing snow into your hands, pressing the white powder together until it became a perfect, compact ball. Setting it aside, you were about to start on your next snowball when you suddenly felt something hard and heavy hit your back, exploding against your jacket and making you cry out. Spinning around, you found Rex pointing and laughing at you.
“Hey, no fair! I wasn’t even done making my second one!” you exclaimed, pouting slightly.
“Sorry, babe, you should’ve been faster!” your boyfriend laughed, walking towards you. You could see another snowball in his hands and you tensed up slightly.
“Well, you should have given me more of a warning!” you shouted back.
It had been snowing all night the day before and when you awoke this morning, it didn’t take you long to text Rex and ask him to meet you for a snow day. The two of you had walked through the park and drank all the hot chocolate you could stomach, and now you had found yourselves back outside, ready for a snowball fight.
Rex shot you a grin, and you took the opportunity to quickly bend down, grabbing the snowball you had set aside and throwing it with all of your might right into his chest. It exploded into white powder as he let out an ‘oof’ and now it was your turn to laugh.
“See what happens when you let your guard down!” you exclaimed, running behind the pile of snow you had been using as a fort.
“Did you just declare war on me?” Rex shouted, in shock. You bent down, hastily putting together another snowball before popping out to throw it at him, hitting him right in the arm.
“Of course!” you shouted, waving your arms around. Rex stared at you with wide eyes before rushing to find a good place to hide behind. After a few moments, he had built up a pile of snow that wasn’t as big as your fort, but was good enough to hide behind for the time being.
“I thought we were going to team up and find some other people to fight against! I thought you loved me!” he cried out as you worked on making another snowball. You knew that it was all a trick to get you to come out of your hiding spot so you just stayed where you were.
“I do love you,” you laughed, waiting a moment before peeking your head out. As you did, you saw a snowball coming in your direction, and you quickly ducked so that it wouldn’t hit you. “But right now, I’m your enemy!” you cried out, watching the snowball fall into the bank of snow behind you. “By the way, you missed,” you added, chuckling lightly.
“I’ll get you next time!” Rex shouted from across the yard, making you grin as you worked to set aside some more ammunition.
I choose to blame @yami-yogi for this headcanon but T. Rex is just Rex Raptor after he grows up
And Iris is Weevil Underwood after she comes out as trans and also grows up
Tom found these two who had been going down the wrong path for years (what with the joining a soul stealing cult as kids) and brought them in to his weird little journalism family
YESSS. okay I am dying for some secret aliens love, could I get some relationship or kiss headcanons with them? They/them pronouns please!
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Pairing: Tom Weathercock x reader; Iris Traiter x reader; Taromaru Rex x reader
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None
A/N: Sorry for the long wait, but I finally got around to this one! I apologize in advance if they’re out of character, I wish they had more screen time honestly. Hope this is along the lines of what you wanted! I made them general relationship headcanons. Enjoy~
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Tom Weathercock
Tom is the type of guy that you would have feelings for for a long time and when you finally confess, he says he’s loved you the whole time too
Tom has a strong moral compass and is always trying to do right by everyone, wanting justice to prevail
he’ll do the same to you when you’re in a relationship, always making sure that you’re staying safe and walking the right path of justice
so much goofiness in one relationship
he loves to tease you just to make you smile and laugh, and is always willing to tell you horrible jokes to brighten up your day
he can be a little oblivious sometimes, so you’ll have to make sure you voice your desires/needs
but Tom is willing to put in the work to make the relationship wonderful
and he also strikes me as someone who will go to the ends of the earth for the person they love
for every anniversary, birthday, holiday, etc., Tom is always going over the top, buying you gifts and taking you to fancy restaurants
he wants you to know how much he loves you and the best way he knows how is to share everything he loves with you
so he’ll take you on all of his volunteer trips to other countries and show you all of the things he’s passionate about
with Tom, it’s a whirlwind relationship of him constantly texting and calling you, asking if you want to go somewhere random with him and then spending the night exploring the city
he doesn’t like wasting his time so he’s always pulling you along to try something new with him
but when you do finally get him to slow down, he loves pulling you into his chest and cuddling with you in bed or on the couch while you watch TV
his kisses are usually playful and soft, teasing and leaving you wanting more
his favorite place to kiss is your nose, but he’s also quite fond of kissing your jawline too because it always surprises you
I feel like he would also taste really sweet, like strawberries and it takes you a long time before you figure out it’s just his lip balm
he loves kissing you though, and isn’t afraid to do it in public either
because he doesn’t really care about what other people think and all he wants to do is wrap an arm around your waist and pull you close
Iris is always annoyed by it, but T.Rex is always wide eyed and encouraging
if you’re in a relationship with Tom though, you definitely have to be close friends with Iris and T.Rex, otherwise I don’t think Tom would be able to keep seeing you
Iris Traiter
Iris is the type that knows exactly what she likes, and if you’re dating her, it’s because she likes you
she’s not afraid to tell you this either and will talk at length about all the reasons she adores you
mostly she does it just to watch you get flustered and I can definitely imagine her enjoying teasing you
she’s also quite interested in you and curious to know more about you as a person, often times wanting to talk more about you than herself
she’s very perceptive and will remember the smallest details about you, which always leads to her giving you the best gifts and taking you out on the best dates
Iris can also easily tell when you’ve had a bad day, and she’s more than happy to comfort you
if you want to repay her, give her genuine compliments, Iris thrives under praise that’s well-earned
she strikes me as someone who like to take relationships fairly seriously so if you ever do her wrong, she won’t hesitate to end it
on the other hand, because she takes it seriously, she’s incredibly invested in the relationship and loyal to you
she wants you to be happy and is willing to go out of her comfort zone to do so
I can imagine her taking you on nice dates to fancy restaurants, but then also to chill dates just going to the beach or hanging out at the park
Iris really just wants to spend time with you, so she doesn’t mind where you are or what you’re doing
she often spends most of her days running around town with Tom and T.Rex, so give her your time and she’s adore you for it
volunteering dates!
where the two of you go volunteer around town for different causes to raise money
and the two of you would go on volunteering trips abroad instead of annual vacations
Iris hates to admit that she likes lazy days, and always takes advantage of a good rainy morning by cuddling with you in bed
her kisses are always warm and filled with love
she’s not the type to kiss you too much, but when she does, it’s because she wants to convey something
either as a ‘hello’ or a ‘goodbye’ or ‘I missed you’ or (your personal favorite) ‘I love you’ kisses which become very passionate very quickly
overall, the relationship is going to be a loving, comfortable, strong one with lots of loyalty and honesty
Taromaru Rex
Taromaru is going to be the type of boyfriend that is also your best friend
the two of you do everything together and he’s always (literally) carrying you around
dates include running around the city and I can imagine the two of you going to park and swinging on the swingset together and running through all of the different games made for kids
his favorite dates are the ones that involve eating, so you’re always getting dinner together
if you guys are in the same high school, I can imagine him wanting to walk you down the hall in between classes with his arm permanently wrapped around your shoulder
so many laughs throughout the relationship - it’s just very wholesome
if anyone ever tries to bully you or make fun of you, Taromaru’s immediately at your side to protect you
he’s not the best with his words, so he’s definitely more of an ‘action’ person and is willing to go above and beyond for you
he always remembers things he thinks are important (i.e. your favorite food, your clothing style, etc.) but then sometimes forgets other big things like your birthday or anniversaries
he hates apologizing, so he won’t sweat the little thing, but if he’s messed something up in a big way he’s gonna pull out all the stops to make it up to you
definitely turns to Tom and Iris for help when he doesn’t understand the way your acting or if he needs relationship advice
he loves it when you call him T.Rex, but if you call him Taro, it’s gonna make him go pink and then get flustered
he’s actually quite shy at first when he kisses you, not really knowing what he’s doing since you’re his first relationship
after he gets used to it though, he finds that he loves kissing you and will take every opportunity to do so
one of his favorite things to do is pulling you into him and surprising you by peppering kisses along your cheeks and nose
he definitely brags about you to all of his friends and you have to stop from laughing because he acts super cocky but he was so scared to even ask you to hold your hand
he doesn’t like it when you tease him too much though, because it always feels like he’s being made fun of, even if it’s just for fun
so instead, just have lots of inside jokes and keep him laughing
he’s so grateful to have an s/o like you and when he finally takes you to meet Tom and Iris, that’s when you’ll know he’s serious about you