#tarotreadingproblems

[littlemisslunalove]

Me watching Markiplier videos

~Fran Bow~

Markiplier: Why is there a big ol' two there? There's a two there and there was a two also inside the mirror.

me: Don't you know the basics of astrology? It's Gemini, the twin sign, and that scorpion over there is obviously a representation of Scorpio, duh.

~Binding of Isaac~

*gets the Temperance card*

Markiplier: "May you be pure in heart" I don't know what that card does, some people probably do, but I do not.

me: Then leave it to the pros and move along, Mark, but it's a good card if you get it in a reading.

[littlemisslunalove]

When people find out I'm a tarot reader:

Person: Oh so you read card? Why don't you give me a free reading? That way you can have my stamp of approval.

Me: I've been reading tarot for years and I've never heard any complaints so I don't-

Person: You probably have a deck of cards hiding in there. Take them out and read them for me, I want to know if you're good or not. Come on, do it, I want a reading from you, let's see how good you are.

Me: ... I have to go.